Could someone please explain this rumor going around about me

[JohnKleeb]

and no I am not a freeper, how the hell did that start.

[Droopy]

1. I haven't heard any rumors, John

I think you're a good guy.

[Broadslidin]

11. Are You The One.......

Who took the bus home
and your Mother made you take it Back?

[Droopy]

14. That wouldn't be me

The bus always left after I got dropped by my house.

[Worst Username Ever]

2. Someone is spreading a rumor that I am well hung

and I shall forever respond "no comment."

I have not heard anything about you being a freeper.

[StopTheMorans]

3. never heard it, but it looks like it's spreading now with this thread

:evilgrin:

[XNASA]

4. You mean the thing about freepers hating speedos?

:shrug:

Kinda makes sense, really.

[Guaranteed]

5. I think it's your last name...

It sounds...foreign. (raised eyebrow)

[Guaranteed]

13. Oh, and I heard you're retarded, too.

:)

[JohnKleeb]

16. thats also true

[Guaranteed]

20. LOL

:)

[JohnKleeb]

23. how could anyone copycat a thread and the subject of that copycat

be the subject what prompted the suspected original.

[JohnKleeb]

15. Well thats true, my last name is German

[whalerider55]

6. only rumor i heard...

was that you are a little bit paranoid.

but remember (and take this from personal experience)...
even paranoid people get followed, sometimes.

whalerider55

[Beware the Beast Man]

7. Honestly, haven't heard a thing.

I got your back, fellow fan! :hi:

[JohnKleeb]

9. thanks, I found out the origin though

bleachers was being an ass.

[Renew Deal]

32. Hey, that's me

:hi:

[JohnKleeb]

34. hey fucktard

:hi: :D.

[northzax]

8. denial is the first sign of a problem, JK

I believe Queen Gertrude summed it up nicely, "the lady doth protest too much."

[DrWeird]

10. I heard you were the world's sluttiest virgin.

I believe that one.

[sandnsea]

12. Freepers are afraid of bologna

One more slice and it'll start coming out of their ears. It must be that bologna thing Kleeb.

[JohnKleeb]

21. but thats because I think it tastes like crap

[obreaslan]

17. JohnKleeb is just a Theory!!!!!!!

[RagingInMiami]

18. How did they let you back on DU?

The word around town was that you were banned.

[JohnKleeb]

19. I wasnt

god what the hell.

[Guaranteed]

24. He was banned for being retarded.

I hear he's back, though. :shrug:

If I see him, I'll tell ya.

[Texasgal]

22. Well...since you are a child

and all.... you know, us "grown ups" can't talk to a child! :P

[JohnKleeb]

25. fuck that shit

I can pass for an adult.

[Texasgal]

26. Perhaps to some of us you can

as for others.....:)

[JohnKleeb]

27. I turn 17.5 in a month.

[Texasgal]

28. I'm just teasing you....

Your great!

I was just hijacking another thread from a while back.

[Broadslidin]

29. Aren't You The One Who Was Feeling So Low This Morning........

He got his face slapped.....?

[JohnKleeb]

30. no, I wasn't down about anything

[RagingInMiami]

31. you weren't sad about being temporarily banned?

[JohnKleeb]

33. I Was temp banned? god what happened today?

[RagingInMiami]

36. It was just a rumor

[JohnKleeb]

38. more rumors, youre kidding me

[Bouncy Ball]

35. How could you be a freeper?

I've read enough of your posts to see you clearly are not.

[JohnKleeb]

37. I dunno

[crispini]

39. You're back? wow, that was fast.

Did they give you amnesty or something? :D

[JohnKleeb]

40. they never banned me

[crispini]

41. just yankin your chain. :)

I don't think anyone ever thought they banned you.

[JohnKleeb]

42. everyone's yanking my chain today

:( and I still can't find what I need to find.

[crispini]

43. what do you need to find?

I missed that post.

[JohnKleeb]

44. wasn't a post, I need to find dell's tech support number so

I can call and fix the problems with hte computer.

[crispini]

45. ah. can't help ya there! sorry :(

[Renew Deal]

46. Here you go

http://support.dell.com/support/topics/global.aspx/support/dellcare/en/byphone?c=us&cs=19&l=en&s=dhs

[dweller]

47. hey, he's back!

so i guess he didn't run off to live with Dookus...


:o


dp

[StopTheMorans]

48. who ran off to live with Dookus?

:shrug: