Caption the funky chicken! (chickenhawk? or chicken little?)

[Deja Q]

[The Shadow]

1. This Bulletproof Vest Doesn't Make Me Look Stiff Does It?

n/t

[pig.]

2. Chicken Truck?

just my luck...

i bet he hated walkin that stage though.

[Rumba]

3. Somehow all I can think of

is the Truman Show. We have a guy living in a fantasy world crafted to present him with a make-believe reality, and a light fixture just fell out of the sky.

No caption, sorry.

[Kahuna]

4. Well doogies! That's the bulkiest kevlar vest ever!

nt

[montana_hazeleyes]

5. W* *- "Now where is the bathroom? Mommy told me

to pee before the meeting."

[The Doctor.]

6. "Now why'd Karl tell me the receiver had to go -there-?"

"Somethin' about them seein' the last one?"

-typos and technical

[yellowdogintexas]

7. check out the shadow Is that his antenna?

don't trip on your elevator shoes, W

[rug]

8. Looks more like the start of a goosestep.

[VOX]

9. "Goddamn, that turtle's-head Ah bin fightin' jes' "followed through"...

"Damn runaway turd shot down mah pant-leg into mah damn shoe. Ah *hate* when that happens!"

[Liberal_Andy]

10. Dickhead

[CatWoman]

11. People just don't walk like that

it's not natural, and borders on defying physics.

What a phoney fuck.

[Kahuna]

12. When his arms are out by his sides like that, it's because of..

his bulletproof vest. It's so thick, he can't put his arms down. Reminds me of that little boy Randy in "The Christmas Story" who couldn't put his arms down when he had his snow suit on.

[BringEmOn]

13. "I gotta get outta here before one of these brown evildoers...

takes a potshot at me."

[seito]

14. Gotta Git Back to my plane. Heh Gotta take a big dump. HeHe

It's a big'n. Texas sized.

[Robeson]

15. Looks like they shot him up with uppers that day.