General Wesley Clark took part in or was responsible for...

[Emboldened Chimp]

Poll question: General Wesley Clark took part in or was responsible for...

[PROGRESSIVE1]

1. NONE OF THE ABOVE!!

.

[IranianDemocrat]

2. clark eats babies, kills kittens, and pokes holes in condoms.

.

[legin]

3. You forgot

global warming, entropy increasing to the maximum (whatever that means) and going round supermarkets screwing the bottle tops on too tight.

[davidinalameda]

4. and loosening the tops on salt shakers at restaurants

[Emboldened Chimp]

5. I HATE when he does that!

The bastard!

[Feanorcurufinwe]

6. One of the most idiotic polls ever

[Emboldened Chimp]

7. Please explain

Just because you say it doesn't make it so.

[Renew Deal]

8. Clark offered to kill Kobe's accuser.

:freak:

[morstyranni]

9. Don't forget, he 'used' Depleted Uranium

The biggest red-herring of the anti-clark anti military farrrrrr left.

[Evil_Dewers]

10. Clark used al_Qaeda poison gas to murder puppies...

[KoKo]

11. Very Funny....but doesn't this belong in the Lounge? I couldn't find the

right box to express my opinion. :-)'s

[Best_man23]

12. Wesley Clark.....

Fired the first shot at Bunker Hill
Led the attack on Fort Sumter that started the Civil War
Led the Indians against Custer at Little Big Horn
Blew up the USS Maine
Sank the Titanic
Led the Japanese at Pearl Harbor
Threw the nuns and orphans out of the building housing the St Mary's orphanage in Walla Walla, WA

and

committed one moving violation.

[quinnox]

13. This will probably get me in deep trouble

but I'll spill the beans, he was the trigger man in the grassy knoll.

[a_random_joel]

14. Do you mean to tell me that

Clinton's penis had NOTHING to do with any of these things?!

[Emboldened Chimp]

15. Wesley Clark IS Clinton's penis

Truth be told.

[Katie]

16. ROFL!

This thread is too funny!

[VOX]

17. "Please allow me to introduce myself"...the Stones KNOW Clark!!

Check out their prescient lyrics to "Sympathy for the Devil":

Please allow me to introduce myself
I’m a man of wealth and taste
I’ve been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man’s soul and faith
I was ’round when Jesus Christ
Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that Pilate
Washed his hands and sealed his fate
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what’s puzzling you
Is the nature of my game
I stuck around St. Petersburg
When I saw it was a time for a change
Killed the czar and his ministers
Anastasia screamed in vain
I rode a tank
Held a general’s rank
When the blitzkrieg raged
And the bodies stank
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
Ah, what’s puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah...
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And yes, I'm KIDDING damn it!!! :toast:

[RetroLounge]

18. General Wesley Clark took part in or was responsible for...

the degeneration of discourse in GD...

Oh, yeah, and herpes.

[BGAL1965]

19. You forgot

The sinking of the Lusitania and the extinction of the passenger pigeon

[LastDemInIdaho]

20. Other...

Making his mother endure six months of pain. :-)

[T_i_B]

21. HE TURNED ME INTO A NEWT!!!!

It got better. :eyes: