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reprehensor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-23-04 05:24 PM
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I'm Dr. Greg Cynamoun...
...and I'd probably be the first one to try and sell any type of product, no matter how crappy it is.

Because-- the holidays are coming, and you're gonna get fat.
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Gothic Sponge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-23-04 05:26 PM
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1. Cinnamon!
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CO Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-23-04 05:27 PM
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2. Notice He's a PhD - NOT A Medical Doctor
Regardless, the crap is fake anyway.
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KT2000 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-23-04 05:49 PM
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12. A pet peeve
his ad says Dr. Cynamon, Ph.D. which is like saying Dr. Cynamn Dr.

wonder what his PhD is in anyway
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CO Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-23-04 05:50 PM
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13. Ripping People Off
:-)
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irancontra Donating Member (689 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-23-04 05:27 PM
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3. agggggghhhhh I HATE AAR's ADs... wendifriezen,maltomeal,cortislim,golawolf
richards,crushedviagara,whtherit'sfairornot!!!!!!! aggggghhh.
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Gothic Sponge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-23-04 05:29 PM
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4. "I know, it's what's inside that counts"
Edited on Tue Nov-23-04 05:31 PM by Gothic Sponge
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LSparkle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-23-04 05:30 PM
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5. You'd think if their ratings are so high
They'd get a better variety of sponsors. Bring back the ads for Tim Robbins' play -- at least they made me laugh!
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Gothic Sponge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-23-04 05:34 PM
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7. I'm just happy i don't have to hear that ad for
The Museum of Television & Radio!

"Yes, you should have kicked me out five minutes ago"
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LSparkle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-23-04 05:35 PM
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8. Oh man, that one REALLY bugged after a while!
The guy trying to do Woody Allen or something ... like nails on a chalkboard.
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Gothic Sponge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-23-04 05:38 PM
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9. Yeah, it was like a effeminate Woody Allen.
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-23-04 05:46 PM
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10. You just HAD to remind me.
UGH.

It's a miracle my monitor survived.
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Sparkle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-23-04 05:31 PM
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6. I surely get tired of the same damn commercials.
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-23-04 05:46 PM
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11. But have you met his associate, Dr. Talbot? (nt)
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reprehensor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 09:52 AM
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14. Because my field is Psychology...
...picture this...

You have just pigged out, and the Turkey-tonins are making you sleepy.

Now, imagine the entire population of say... Papua, New Guinea passing out from Turkey-tonins.

That wouldn't suprise me because-- they will have joined the population of Greenland in changing their lifestyle.

I want you to buy my crap. Get fat, unhappy, then buy my crap.
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SheWhoMustBeObeyed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 10:07 AM
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15. To the discriminating driver,
a car radio that won't break when I pound it every time I hear this smug, plummy bastard isn't a luxury as much as a requirement.
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reprehensor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 10:32 AM
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16. Look...
...you and I both know that is not going to happen.

Hypothetically, luxury driving is not as important as Turkey and stress.
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