I am NOT illiterate! My parents were married!
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Fri Nov-19-04 02:50 PM
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I am NOT illiterate! My parents were married!
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Fri Nov-19-04 02:51 PM
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1. I am NOT a pedestrian...
i ain't ever touched a kid in my life!
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Fri Nov-19-04 02:53 PM
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4. I wanted to be a pedestrian...
...but I wasn't sure I could make it through medical school.
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Fri Nov-19-04 02:53 PM
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5. That reminds me of a story.
My ultra-conservative bigoted BIL made the mistake of calling Barney a pedophile in front of his children. Two of the three repeated it to kindergarten teachers. Love the fact that he had to explain that one. Bwa!
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Fri Nov-19-04 02:57 PM
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I would have liked to be a fly on that wall. How can a fictional character be a pedophile???
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Fri Nov-19-04 03:00 PM
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He makes family gatherings on my husband's side worth while. Easy pickings. Easy pickings. I think my MIL gets a perverse sense of pleasure from watching us go at it. Of course, observing while loaded on chardonnay helps.
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Fri Nov-19-04 03:03 PM
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15. What Did Barney Rubble Do To Deserve That?
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Fri Nov-19-04 03:04 PM
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18. No one actually saw him do Betty, did they?
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Fri Nov-19-04 03:07 PM
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20. Falwell will tell you all about Tinky Winky
who had a purple triangle on his head and carried a bag, so he must have been gay.
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Fri Nov-19-04 02:52 PM
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2. "I am NOT married! My parents were illiterate!"
Hey, look at that. I can lie like a repug.
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Fri Nov-19-04 02:52 PM
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Fri Nov-19-04 02:52 PM
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3. MrG is not Impotent!!!!
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Fri Nov-19-04 02:54 PM
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6. Would you still love me if I admit I'm a thespian?
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Fri Nov-19-04 02:57 PM
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8. Are you coming out to me?
I feel so honored! Get over here! :hug:
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Fri Nov-19-04 02:58 PM
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9. Damn I want to get together with you.
LOL! Will you ppplleeeaaasssseee come to my party?
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Fri Nov-19-04 03:05 PM
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19. Everyone wants me eventually
OMG I actually made myself laugh so hard typing that I think I pulled something. What party? Oh yeah gurl I can just FLY to where you are! LOL! If I could, I'd be there in a heartbeat, you are the KEWLEST. :hug:
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Fri Nov-19-04 03:08 PM
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21. The lowest I can find is $245 on Airtrain
The party is December 4. No one has claimed the guest room yet. ;)
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Fri Nov-19-04 03:12 PM
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that's the weekend of Little Moonbeam's birthday party. Damn. That's not a bad fare at all....that's round trip???
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Fri Nov-19-04 03:14 PM
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Yes, that's roundtrip. You had to give birth this time of year...what were you thinking? LOL!
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Fri Nov-19-04 03:22 PM
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26. Well see, it was early March
and there was a horrible storm outside, and we were out of condoms and Mr. Moonbeam didn't want to go to Eckerds and said "eh just this one time it won't happen" Oh, you didn't really want to know all that did you?
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Fri Nov-19-04 03:24 PM
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27. LOL! I've heard it before.
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Fri Nov-19-04 03:26 PM
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28. If only you'd been ironing... ;)
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Fri Nov-19-04 03:28 PM
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I'm pretty glad he was so grumpy about not wanting to go out in the rain that night!
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Fri Nov-19-04 02:59 PM
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10. I didn't think I'd get pregant
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Fri Nov-19-04 03:01 PM
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13. My husband's grandmother called his condo a
condom-ninium. Since we were living in sin at the time we found that hilarious.
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Fri Nov-19-04 03:03 PM
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16. That reminds me of my grandmother
Who referred to living together as "stacking up". Seemed rather fitting, that.
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Fri Nov-19-04 03:02 PM
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14. No, I can't sell you some smokes
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Fri Nov-19-04 03:09 PM
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22. I have been working WAY too hard....
I could really use a VOCATION.
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Fri Nov-19-04 03:17 PM
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25. to each other? That is the question.
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