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Now men we don't like shopping much at least not in dem malls 'Cause all you ladies wanna do is wander down dem halls We just don't understand, we'd rather wait out in de car Or even better yet just drop us off we'll find a bar You want us to take interest girls but we don't give a darn "Cause we do all our shopping out at Fleet Farm
Fleet Farm...Fleet Farm When I'm feeling down it's like a shot right in the arm You women got your fancy malls but men we know real charm We're headed for the aisles at Fleet Farm
HEY !! HEY !! HEY !! Ain't nothin' you can buy inside a mall that's worth a darn That's why I'm headed for the aisles at Fleet Farm
Fleet Farm...Fleet Farm When I'm feeling down it's like a shot right in the arm You women got your fancy malls but men we know real charm We're headed for the aisles at Fleet Farm
Not many women, not many children Mostly men, real men The smell of tires, and shiney screws Extension cords, in orange and blue Fishing tackle, aluminum bats Guns and knives, cool hunting caps Lotsa plumbing, lotsa lumber A million tools, it's all a wonder
Aisle forty-two, automotives...WE LOVE IT !! Aisle forty-tree, farm...WE LOVE IT !! Aisle turdy-one, light bulbs...WE LOVE IT !! Aisle forty-seven, work boots...WE LOVE IT !! Aisle seventeen, bows and arrows...WE LOVE IT !! Aisle twenty-four, nails...WE LOVE IT !! Aisle turdy-nine, cement...WE LOVE IT !! Aisle fifteen, rat poison...WE LOVE IT !!
HEY !!
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