Worst. Toupee. Ever.

[tjwash]

Poll question: Worst. Toupee. Ever.

And, yes I am bald. I just don't feel the need to cover it up.

[hippiechick]

1. Danson's doesn't look like a rug ...

:shrug:

:hippie:

[Beware the Beast Man]

13. Danson has a bald spot,

but his hairline is not receeding. Traficant's helmet, on the other hand, is a thing of beauty.

[nini]

2. where's traficant(sp)

Holy crap.. he's the worst.

[tjwash]

12. Thanks, forgot that one...

nt

[Crankie Avalon]

3. Marv Albert, without a doubt...

...YYYYESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!

[demnan]

4. What, Donald Trump didn't make it in the running?

[Mr. Sinister]

5. Trent Lott

and his magic racist helmet

[VOX]

24. I gotta go with Trent also...that lacquered acrylic helmet...

is about as realistic as its wearer.

[Dukakis88]

6. What about this one?

[Crankie Avalon]

7. Hmmmmm...

...well, so long as we're adding others--Sam Donaldson, too. :scared:

[Deja Q]

8. Oy! You forgot one person!

Mary Cheney!! :evilgrin:

[kokomo]

18. Are male hormones causing her to get male pattern baldness?

[hippiechick]

23. OMG she LOOKS LIKE HIM !!!

:scared: The resemblance in the bottom photo is too creepy !!!


:hippie:

[underpants]

9. Marv Albert's toupee bites

:bounce:

Hey I just thought that up

[regularguy]

15. HA! Marv's got yer back!

[helnwhls]

10. Don't let Shatner and Albert get too close

or the squirrels on top of their heads will start fighting.

[CanuckAmok]

11. My Grade 9 Woodshop teacher, Mr. Glaves:

Because it was a poor match for his remaining ring of 'real' hair.

But mostly because he wor it seasonally. From April or to through to November, he didn't wear it. In the winter he wore it all the time, to keep his heat warm.

:shrug:

[Dukakis88]

14. Elton John

Elton in the 1970s:




Thirty years later:

[Crankie Avalon]

19. Holy crap!!!...

...Tina Turner has been looking all over for that thing since the early 90s! Who knew he had it?

[Wat_Tyler]

26. It's not a rug though, it's a series of very expensive transplants.

The amount of money that's gone on his head is extraordinary. Almost as much as went up his nose.

[kokomo]

16. Sam Donaldson, the late Howard Cosell

Worse, is Rudy Guiliani's comb-over and what is the truth about Donald Trump's clump?

[Beware the Beast Man]

17. Paul Stanley

And all of Kiss, for that matter

[tridim]

20. Cabbage Head!

[Dukakis88]

21. Phil Spector

http://www.faz.net/imagecache/{9B1BC454-6DB9-4A84-AEC1-8E78F6C48028}picture.jpeg

[TwoHandedLayup]

22. Howard Cossell

You could see the seam on his hair helmet.

[Dukakis88]

25. John E. O'Neill, leader of the Swift Boat Veterans for Toupee Truth