I want Kleeb, Perromagico and Rabrrrrrr to vie for my endorsement

[Dookus]

dance for me, monkeys!

[jadedcherub]

1. Appleman wants it too.

[Rabrrrrrr]

2. I will require that Kleeb's mother serve as your cook and house cleaner

You will pay no taxes.

I will execute John Kleeb.

[ogradda]

3. o dear a housecleaner?

o man poor kleeb...i could really use some help around the house the kids are so messy you know..

[Dookus]

4. hrmm....

not bad. I'm waiting for the others.

[Rabrrrrrr]

6. Free beer for life, massages by whomever you choose,

and an entire vat of Pantene Hair Conditioner poured down the throat of Rush Liumbaugh.

[JohnKleeb]

5. I will enable you to copycat whenever you want

give you a pulltoy of choice each month, and give the lounge its dignity back.

[Dookus]

7. oooh!

and kleeb pulls into the lead.

[JohnKleeb]

plus pet threads will be encouraged despite me personally not being a cat

person.

[Rabrrrrrr]

10. AH! SO - finally - you have decided to come clean with the facts!

You, sir, have a problem with the truth.

[JohnKleeb]

13. I am allergic, its not like I hate them

[elperromagico]

8. Remember those pictures of you with a dead hooker?

Well, those will stay nice and private if you vote for me...

[JohnKleeb]

9. that doesnt make sense, why would he be with a dead hooker

[elperromagico]

11. Never you mind, sir. Dookus knows what I'm talking about.

And if he knows what's good for him, he'll vote for me. :D

[ogradda]

12. did you ever hear of ted bundy?

really sick story.

[JohnKleeb]

15. of course I have, I just dont see why dookus would be with a dead hooker

[realisticphish]

14. why were you taking pictures

of a dead hooker? is making necrophiliac pornography really presidential?


:hippie: The Incorrigible Democrat

[JohnKleeb]

16. youre gonna be my chief of staff when I win

[realisticphish]

18. i can only do what i can

to fight for truth and honor in the lounge :)


:hippie: The Incorrigible Democrat

[JohnKleeb]

19. yeah well you deserve it, been a consistent supporter

[WindRavenX]

17. You should endorse me

Together we can build a grand empire Dookus! THINK ABOUT IT! :evilgrin:

[JohnnyRingo]

20. What they won't do for the swing vote

Make 'em work

[flaminbats]

21. you can have my endorsement..but not my vote for free!

if you beg, perhaps I will change my mind.