Was Santa ever in the military?

[JVS]

Happy veterans day. And if you feel a compulsion to flame me for not being properly respectful, I guess I'll just have to deal.

[JohnKleeb]

1. hah I guess so

but I think that guy is probably a Russian Orthodox chaplain.

[HEyHEY]

2. Santa was in the Air force

He didn't start out by dropping presents

[JohnKleeb]

3. what war?

:shrug:

[democracyindanger]

4. Not war, police action

The Island of Misfit Toys insurgency.

[HEyHEY]

5. Thank god we put that down

[JohnKleeb]

7. I wasnt around for that one

[democracyindanger]

12. ^^^ Draft dodger

[democracyindanger]

8. No doubt

Give an uppity broken Jack-In-the-Box an inch, and he'll take a mile.

[HEyHEY]

10. Um, that's "Charlie-in-the-box"

;-)

[democracyindanger]

11. Aha!

A Jack-in-the-box is ALWAYS a Jack-in-the-box! "Charlie" is what they WANT you to think.

You speak the language of rebellion. Whose side are you on, anyway?

[HEyHEY]

13. Hey, is that where the expression "Looking for Charlie" comes form?

Man, those were heady days

[underpants]

6. The Salvation Army?

:shrug:

[HEyHEY]

9. Not out front of Targets