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brainshrub Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-10-04 10:57 AM
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Kerry is in my basement.
Edited on Wed Nov-10-04 11:02 AM by brainshrub
I am the proud owner of a life-sized cardboard cutout of Senator Kerry. I've been throwing rolled socks at him all week. (I'm still mad at him for surrendering so quickly.)

As of this morning, he is now in my basement... doomed to a life of dust, obscurity and the occasional rolled sock.

Does anyone have any ideas on what I should do with my Kerry?
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Phillycat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-10-04 10:58 AM
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1. Well, I'm sure it could succesfully debate Dubya...
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Francesca Donating Member (452 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-10-04 10:58 AM
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2. get him to un-concede!
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trotsky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-10-04 10:59 AM
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3. Do that Conan thing with him.
Cut out the lips, then stand behind the cutout and put your mouth there. Call a press conference and HAVE FUN.
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brainshrub Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-10-04 11:01 AM
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5. I could promise to make every vote count!
And then not.

I'll bet no-one would notice.
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rkc3 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-10-04 11:08 AM
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8. Was that his final "flip-flop?"
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slappypan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-10-04 11:01 AM
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4. Host your own pundit show.
I think you should do a hard-hitting no-nonsense interview with Sen. Kerry on your own imaginary basement TV show, a la Robert DeNiro in The King of Comedy.
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jimbo fett Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-10-04 11:02 AM
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6. Sounds like the same fate as the REAL Kerry.
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Aiptasia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-10-04 11:02 AM
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7. Put him next to your cardboard bartles & james
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