IMPORTANT: REPORT ALL DRINKING PROBLEMS IN OUR SPECIAL FORUM

[bif]

If Kerry gets elected, I'm getting shitfaced. Plain and simple.

[The Traveler]

1. I'm with ya

It will be time to put the party back in "Democractic Party".

[redqueen]

2. I probably won't get shitfaced

I seem to be unable to do so lately... but I'll sure try, no matter the outcome!

Either it's a cause for celebration or a cause for drowning one's misery, so either eay... :)

[Lavender Brown]

3. I have a drinking problem right now - I can't drink

I'm at work. x(

[no name no slogan]

4. I gotsa a drunkin prollem

my baas won let me keep my tekillya bottel on mi desk. that fat nazzi bastid...

[jdots]

5. i'm gonna drink several boxes of wine tonight

boycot coors ! it sucks anyhow

[gulfcoastliberal]

6. I shall join you with my chalice, packed to the rim

with sticky sweet sweet bud. Then I shall load the bong. Then scream with happiness from my 8th floor apt.

[Magrittes Pipe]

7. I am at work.

This is significantly affecting my ability to drink! :cry:

[ND_Democrat]

8. I will be the drunkest person in the world tonight.

I'm very excited.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

9. I have a drinking problem...

I'm out of beer. Have to drink wine tonight instead!

[Emboldened Chimp]

10. Okay...**HIC!**