The Nattering Neo-Con of all CAPTIONS!!! (for smiths_fan_21384)

[skip fox]

"Shit. Over a year and no Osama. Two-and-a-half months and no Saddam. Or WMDs. North
Korea is pissin' mad and nobody knows what to do. Syria is laughing behind our backs.
Africa's getting pretty high-maintenance. The economy is going into the can. My domestic
agenda looks DoA. And now everybody's pissing about 16 lousy words in the State of the
Union address. Shoot. When I asked Ari what am I going to do, he just said, 'That's your
problem now, numbnuts,; I'm outta here. Why don't you try to get Dick to take the fall?'
and he looked at me over his glasses, laughing right in my face. Geez, doesn't he know
what that can make someone feel like? Feels like s*hit, that's what it feels like. Damn."

[ForrestGump]

1. In the 2003 remake of "Fantastic Voyage,"

George W. Bush becomes hopelessly lost in Donald Rumsfeld's hair.

[myomy]

2. This is the absolutely the last time I’m payin $25 for hair colorin.

Wouldn’t have to pay that in Crawford.

[mvd]

3. Waaah...

Looks like the Supreme Court can't save me now..

[underpants]

4. Gawd Dimmit Pickels missed a spot on this porch

:bounce:

[underpants]

5. Okay brain there are stairs in front of me..............

The gum is gone so focus in...left foot then right foot.....

[Richardo]

6. "They say I'm dumb as a post and here I am with 3, no 4, no 3 of them..."

:D

[cosmicdot]

12. W is *thinking*: the Frat House never cared if I lied ...

... they were always with me, not against me ... Texas was easier than ... I better not even think aloud ... somebody might be using satellites like we do and that PROMIS software ... that's too cool ... practically foretells one's thoughts ... why is the pResidenting different ... my same backers are around calling the shots ... we got more money than some countries ... Osama and Saddam are on the team ... that Mussolini fellow or whatever his name is ... is coming to Crawford ... I'll just keep telling myself that everything will be OK ... everything else is going to plan ... money is pouring in like it's never poured in before ... afterall, Poppy and his friends have the right connections ... probably can count on one hand the number of people who can see through us ... this will blow over ... I'll never go down ... never go to prison ... who's playing today ... I don't want to miss the game today ...

[underpants]

7. What have I wrought?

He should be asking himself that everyday, but then introspection is not his strong suit. Shame.

[I AM SPARTACUS]

8. "...let's see, dog ate my homework?...naw, used that one already..."

[skip fox]

9. W. is "thinking": Geez. All those foreign trips! Never

anything to do when you get there, either, except talktalktalk and look
at troops and stuff. Why can't I take my next foreign trip to AstroWorld
or to the Baseball Hall of Fame, I wanta know! Damn, all it ever is is stinkin'
Africa and Europe and Asia and stuff."

[skip fox]

10. Swift CAPTIONS fly from morn to noon

Yet leave the skies of day far too soon,
But other CAPTIONS follow in their flight
To leaven evening and confound the night!

:bounce:

[Peachhead22]

11. He's lost

"Shit, took a wrong turn again. This place sure is big. I wonder if anyone will notice if I just pee right here in this rosebush?"