The Phonological Flatulence of all CAPTIONS!!!

[skip fox]

"The trick is . . . to get the drop on them. Simple as that. So you gotta practice your draw. It's what is called training. And then you can learn to twirl it as you bring it back, smoking, to cradle it in the holster. . . . See? . . . . Simple as that. . . . It's what is called strategy . . . or maybe tactics. . . . You can even practice with your finger any time . . . day or night. . . . Wow. Think how great we can be!"

[rucky]

1. "And by the power vested in me...

... by the Reverend Sun Yung Moon, I now pronounce ALL Y'ALL husband and...er...wife.

[Brucey]

2. And Cheney told me:

Give the finger back to them, and I thought he meant this!

[Deja Q]

3. "Now you over there, stop fondling yourself and LOOK AT ME!"

.

[skip fox]

4. Swift CAPTIONS fly from morn to noon

Yet leave the skies of day far too soon,
But other CAPTIONS follow in their flight
To leaven evening and confound the night!

:bounce:

[myomy]

5. Tell your families goodbye, cause I gotta send ya back over there,,just

trust me.Yall are the only ones that can help me with this business deal.

[cosmicdot]

6. W: Ya'll are part of the corporate family ... like in the feudal days ...

... I'm the king and we have Duke Cheney, Princess Condolezzi, and Herr Rumsfeel ... and I have my other Lords and vassals ... the Dukes of Hazzard and stuff ... and you are the ones to go out and protect the area outside of the moat area ... stepping over the peons and other peasants who are too poor to get too close to the King and stuff ... so your bennies aren't as good ... but you make us proud ...