Clients TOTALLY SUCK!

[matcom]

period.

hheeeeeellllooooooooo people!

listen. if you have to move your web site to a different hosting company, IT IS POSSIBLE YOU WILL BE DOWN FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS! that is how the Internet WORKS DAMMIT!!

soooooooooo, SHUT THE F*CK UP AND LET THE DAMNED INTERNET PROPAGATE K??????????

if you don't, i will have to hunt you down and mutilate you.

STOP CALLING ME EVERY 5 MINUTES!!!!!! it WILL NOT HELP!!! :eyes:

that.is.all.

* if you are someone's client, chances are you probably SUCK too! *

[redqueen]

1. Sorry, matcom

Thanks for reminding me of Clerks, though. All kinds of customers have a pretty high possibility of sucking, not just those that spend enough money to be called 'clients'.

:hi:

[Parche]

2. call

Do you know how many times I have been trying to call you
and you never answer the F%^$&^#$%^@%*(& phone?

Is it 5pm yet?

[matcom]

3. I TURNED OFF MY DAMNED PHONE!!!!

cut it OUT! x(

i'll shut it off! I WILL SHUT IT OFF DAMMIT!!!!

[NamVetsWeeLass]

4. Mutilation, It's what makes the world go Round.

Well Said Mat. Well said, indeed. :evilgrin:

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

5. Ohh yesssss.

The Internet and The Unitiated. Clients.

It's all based upon magic, or so they tell me. And software can do ANYTHING. Anything at all.

Like last night, during a training/orientation session, a client...Nah. I ain't gonna go there. ;-)

[DS1]

6. What do you mean hosting fees? The Internet is FREE!

:nuke:

Some people should have never been allowed in front of computers, the rest should have been killed upon birth.

[matcom]

7. right now?

kill them ALL. let ME sort them out :eyes:

my favorite 5 minutes ago: "Can't you call someone from the Internet and get my site up and running sooner?"

:argh:

[Ellen Forradalom]

16. Or, "The printer attached to our web site is broken."

You mean they've factored the computer right out of it? I am not keeping up with the technology.

I have a friend who runs his own hosting and development company. He hears some real doozies, like the one above.

I knew it was time to leave my last job when I found myself explaining to my boss (the web manager of a major organization) what persistent cookies are.

[redqueen]

8. Awwwww

You're just tense.

Relaaaaaaaax.

[DS1]

9. You know what? That's a very good idea

:smoke:

Soon enough the world will be sparkly and full of happy :7

[redqueen]

12. Isn't that better?

Just forget all those stupidheads. Or just laugh at them... that's easy enough.

[underpants]

10. Uh...yeah it's me is my website up yet?

How about now?

:evilgrin: :bounce:

[matcom]

11. now about fucking NEVER!

i'll take it down!

i will!!

I F*CKING WILL!!

[DS1]

13. He'll fucking do it, too

I've seen this guy rip through a 10 gigabit backplane with his TEETH!

[Parche]

15. it

Shouting will get you no where

Go Cheney your IT dept!!! hahahahahahah




I work everyday with nimrods and nifnods, morons and clods
in the transportation industry!!

[name not needed]

14. Tell them to go use one of the other internets

:)

[BlueJazz]

17. How come I can't store my entire collection of DVD's

...on my web site? I mean, Geez..I pay 99 dollars a year and my DVD's are only 478 gig.