everythingsxen's experiment in racial profiling

[everythingsxen]

All day today I have been conducting an exhaustive research project involving racial profiling and the G.A.B. (Giant Annoying Bird aka Gideon aka AlienGirl's birdy of dooooooooom!)

The experiment was conducted in various public locations with completely random mixes of people.

My studies indicate the following:

• White people hate the bird the most. Of all ethnicities, white people seem to have the most hang ups about a bird being in a public place. This is not to say that all white people hate birds in public, but about 80% of all people who had problems with the bird have been white.
  
  
• African Americans are second place when it comes to ornitho-racism. About 20% of the people who hated the bird were African American.
  
  
• Asians, Mid-Easterners, East Indians and pretty much all other ethnicities love the bird.
  

The four most commonly asked questions, by all groups, are:

1. How old is he?
   
2. Does he talk?
   
3. What's his name?
   
4. How much did he cost?
   

The above study reflects adult members of their groups, as all children love the bird.


That's all for now! :D

Oh - yeah... vote for me!

[AlienGirl]

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