I Were Making "The Bill O'Reilly Story", I'd Cast...
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Fri Oct-22-04 10:02 AM
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I Were Making "The Bill O'Reilly Story", I'd Cast...
the guy that played "Q" on Star Trek: The Next Generation as O'Reilly. He looks and sounds just like him.
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Fri Oct-22-04 10:03 AM
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1. A shaved Wilford Brimley
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Fri Oct-22-04 10:04 AM
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2. Is Larry Linville still alive?
I think that was the guy's name who played Frank Burns on the M*A*S*H.
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Fri Oct-22-04 10:11 AM
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5. It is with great regret
That Larry has met his maker. Rest in peace rat face.
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Fri Oct-22-04 10:14 AM
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I weep for Ferret face the No Lip Wonder. RIP Mr. Linville.
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Fri Oct-22-04 10:04 AM
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3. I would cast Bill Murray.
He has this great capacity for characters that act like a pompous horse's ass in public settings. And with a forehead extension and some makeup, he could pass for O'Reilly. He'd need some Splotching Cream, though.
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Fri Oct-22-04 10:14 AM
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7. As distasteful as the role would be...
...Bill Murray would accept the gig and win the Oscar. He's researching "intrusive phone wanking" as we speak...
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Fri Oct-22-04 10:14 AM
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One of America's finest actors.
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Fri Oct-22-04 10:27 AM
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10. I like Bill Murray, and don't think he's like O'Reilly. :P
But I think he'd do a GREAT job.
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Fri Oct-22-04 10:07 AM
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4. I would cast the back half of the horse that played "Mr. Ed"
Closest thing to O'Reilly that I could think of
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Fri Oct-22-04 10:37 AM
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11. Actually, Mr. Ed was played by a zebra
Don't believe me? ...
Click here
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Fri Oct-22-04 10:42 AM
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12. Worse still, HE was a SHE!
Ooh, I hope this doesn't get out. All we need is for the right wing media to get their hands on a story about cross-dressing zebras and the next thing you know, the FCC will ban all animal acts!
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Fri Oct-22-04 10:13 AM
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Larry Flint. That would be funny as hell. IMO
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