Will somebody PLEASE have sex with John Kleeb?

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

Enough already :evilgrin:

[JVS]

1. I won't

[HEyHEY]

3. A bottle of Lamb's Navy rum in your belly and $50 may change your tune

[JohnKleeb]

4. that would be rape

:eyes:

[JVS]

8. A bottle of Lamb's Navy rum in your belly and $50 may change your tune

[JohnKleeb]

2. Don't pimp me out

and I was just following orders doing the copycat threads.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

6. naah just ribbing ya buddy

[JohnKleeb]

9. s'all good

[Droopy]

Well he's not my type and I'm not his

Besides he's a little too young.

[JohnKleeb]

11. and I dont hit from that side of the plate

[HEyHEY]

5. I think you may have broken a law just now NSMA

Pimpin' out minors!

[JohnKleeb]

17. shaaaaaaaaaaame

law and order: pimpin out minors

[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

7. Isn't he a minor?

Sorry if I'm mistaken.

[barb162]

10. has to be a Slovak "somebody"

[JohnKleeb]

12. haha but I am only part remember that

[Zuni]

15. a bottle of Lamb's Navy Rum and 50 $ may change that

n/t

[bigwillq]

13. I will!

But he's too young and I don't think he swings my way!:silly:

[JohnKleeb]

14. you don't think?

for christ sakes dude I am the Virginia head of boobies for everyone :D of course I don't, no offense.

[bigwillq]

16. Ok, Ok, OK

Don't yell at gay man.
I am never one to judge any one else so until I'm told otherwise, I don't assume what people's sexuality.

I never ask anyone which way they go. If they want to share, cool. If not, than I'm not asking.:)

[JohnKleeb]

18. I wasn't yelling

I was joking and I just got this chairship today, woohoo boobies. Oh and yeah I am hetero.

[bigwillq]

19. Well thanks for "officially" telling me

And I know you weren't yelling!:)

[Elidor]

20. Since NSMA feels moved to do something about this

She should volunteer her services. If you're lucky, Kleeb, she'll make a lesbian of you yet. :evilgrin:

[TahitiNut]

21. You must mean instead of John Kleeb, right?

(I hear Rosie's faithful.) :evilgrin:

[salin]

22. just can't oblige

John's a great guy and all...but in that nephew/son sorta way... and the thought... ew! (no offense John - but I assume that the reaction would be reciprocal if you viewed me as an aunt/mom sorta figure...)

[JohnKleeb]

24. like wise, I completely understand

[Pale Blue Dot]

23. I'm not quite that desperate yet

Ask me again after five more "first dates".

[JohnKleeb]

25. and you'd have to get my permission which you aint kidding

[JVS]

27. A bottle of Lamb's Navy rum in your belly and $50 may change your tune

[JohnKleeb]

28. what did I say?

NO.

[JVS]

29. A bottle of Lamb's Navy rum in your belly and $50 may change your tune

[JohnKleeb]

30. noooooooooooooooooo

[JVS]

31. A bottle of Lamb's Navy rum in your belly and $50 may change your tune

[JohnKleeb]

32. My right middle finger and my left fist may change yours too

:D

[JVS]

33. Not likely, I could beat your ass!

[JohnKleeb]

34. anyone could

[JVS]

35. A bottle of Lamb's Navy rum in your belly and $50 may change your tune

Then you'll be drunk and ready to kick some ass. Or at least you'll think that you're ready to kick some ass

[JohnKleeb]

37. hah yeah true

[SarahB]

26. Oh, if I were young again.....

:D

[Droopy]

36. Are you saying that if you were 17, then John might have a chance?

[SarahB]

38. Perhaps

He's politically progressive, smart, and he's tall too (that bonus), so if he were nice to me, we got to know each other well, and there was enough chemistry, sure.

(If I were 17, that is, but alas, my darling John is just too young for this old lady.) :D