I'm going to Wal-Mart tomorrow. What should I get?

[UrbScotty]

Poll question: I'm going to Wal-Mart tomorrow. What should I get?

[napi21]

1. Lost on the way!

[Lefty48197]

2. Buy music CD's by the truckload

I heard they actually lose a few cents on each one sold. Probably more if you engage the sales staff and possibly the manager in some lengthy friendly discussion.

[Bluzmann57]

3. What should you get?

How about the hell out?

[wickerwoman]

4. A six-pack and a frontal lobotomy?

[Politicub]

5. A five-gallon bucket

of Sam Walton's Great American Canned Patriotism(tm). You can rub it all over your body and cook with it too*.

*with thanks to margaret atwood

[blondeatlast]

25. Sam actually had a good heart--it's his progeny that have

destroyed the US.

[Paul Hood]

6. Thrown out

for trying to organize the workers.

[blondeatlast]

26. Indeed!. nt

[tsuki]

28. Yes!

[donheld]

7. A box or two full of Democratic literature

And pass it out to everyone at the store. Maybe also union brochures. That's only if you really must go there at all.

[UrbScotty]

15. Nah, I'm just being sarcastic. (nt)

[St. Jarvitude]

21. wrong post

replied to this post instead of OP. DOH!

[lightbulb]

8. Get a customer feedback form

And tell them that they've done a fantastic job sucking the character and charm from a once distinctive inner city neighborhood. Let them know that their generous contribution to horizontal sprawl and the associated car culture has not gone unnoticed. And a special thanks for getting rid of those nasty overpriced mom and pop stores that used occupy those "old town" corner buildings. Those spaces are much better suited for discount liquor and cigarette marts anyhow.

[VOX]

9. Directions to your neighborhood independent drug store.

:thumbsup:

[Wcross]

10. A wind up alarm clock

Made in China (they don't sell any other kind so you don't need to read the label). Keep you sales slip because they will stop working within a month. Go back, get a replacement, repeat.
I am sorry I didn't buy from a store that sells quality- wallmart is about all I have in my area that sells alarm clocks.

[samplegirl]

11. Anything you can get with a Five Finger Discount

Corporate America makes me sick

[democrank]

12. Would you pick up a few things for me?

I`m stuck up here in the woods and don`t get out much...forced to shop in the Mom and Pop stores.

I just need a few of the essentials: Can you find one of those plug-in air fresheners with an attached fan? Maybe in a fresh mountain laurel scent? Oh...those press-on nails? Long and red. Get the ones with the glittery stars if you can. One of those Fodor travel books....Iraq? After Bush gets Baghdad to look like Cleveland, I might want to take a trip there to see it for myself, kinda wander around, take some photos and watch their baseball team play. Oh yeah...a box of those marshmallow Easter chicks (in pink) and an oil filter for an `88 Dodge?

[solinvictus]

13. Target

Or anywhere else you can reasonably afford. I avoid Wally World if at all possible.

[UrbScotty]

14. Anyone else? (nt)

[Deja Q]

16. Farenheit 9/11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seriously.

[blondeatlast]

27. I thought this was a great idea, HT! A copy of "Mother Jones!" nt

[RushIsRot]

17. Don't forget the series of painful innoculations

before you go in! Just to be safe.

[daddybear]

18. Can ya see your way.....

to buy ME one of those big screen plasma flat TV's for over my fireplace?
Thanks.

[AngryAmish]

19. Fishing lures

[GoddessOfGuinness]

20. Picket signs

ranting against unfair labor practices. But don't buy them at WalMart, please.

[St. Jarvitude]

22. Buy a box of thimbles

Hand out a thimble to each person leaving the store with a warm smile on your face. Attach little labels on the inside that say:

"Brain Storage Device"

or, especially for the men

"Penis Storage Device"

[The Other Michael]

23. uhhhhhhhhhhh

The trots

[blondeatlast]

24. Farenheit 9/11 and a copy of "Mother Jones." nt