Dang if I didn't totally forget about 9/11!

[bif]

What the heck was i thinking? Thanks for the reminder.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

1. Is that that emergency number you call when the crack deal goes sour?

:shrug:

[bif]

2. That's what I thought but I can't find an 11 on the phone!

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

3. These phones go to eleven

[bif]

4. Why don't you just make them louder and call it 10?

[Zuni]

5. dude, they go to 11

comprende?

[bif]

6. So you mean they're like 1 louder than 10?

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

8. They are none more black, I can tell you that!

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

7. Don't touch it. Don't even look at it. You've seen enough of it.

[bif]

9. Can I play a sonata I wrote?

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

10. And - my friend - You have been hijacked!

:)

[bif]

11. Yeah, but the police can't dust for vomit

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

12. There's a fine line between stupid and................

clever

[bif]

13. A lot of people envy us.

I envy us.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

14. We've got armadillos in our trousers

they run away screaming

[bif]

16. St. Hubbins?

He's the patron saint of quality footware.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

19. Mime is money!!!

[bif]

21. Shit sandwich

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

23. You can't print that!

[bif]

25. We are such fans of your music and all of your records.

I'm not speaking of yours personally, but the whole genre of the rock and roll.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

27. Are you reading Yes I Can by Sammy Davis Jr.?

[bif]

28. They outta call it "Yes I can if Frank says it's okay"

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

31. *limo window rolls up* freakin' limeys!

[bif]

32. Have a good time. All of the time.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

33. I'm only as God made me

[bif]

34. There's a great band that plays there

called "Four Jacks and a Jill".

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

35. I call it Lick My LovePump

[MsAnthropy]

36. Tap Into America!

Thank you Spinal Tap fans! That is my ABSOLUTE favorite movie!

[bif]

37. It's from our "Where are they now?" files

[Zuni]

18. sure they can

remember how the janitor used to put that sawdust on it in elementary school?

[JimmyJazz]

15. did something happen? what did I miss? Someone's birthday?

shit - i hate when that happens. I really need one of those card organizers :P

BTW: THAT PICTURE IS SOOOOOOOOOO FUCKING COOL! Can I copy it and send it to my friends - and, yes, I do have friends

[bif]

17. Nine

friend's birthdays

[bif]

20. Or it could be 11

friend's birthdays.

[JimmyJazz]

22. I dunno, but if I keep missing their birthdays, it won't be any!

damn, I'm a really lousy friend anyway.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

24. Go for it

[qnr]

29. I wonder how many people born on 11 September

Now celebrate their birthday on a different date?

[Zookeeper]

40. I have a friend with a Sept. 11 birthday...

everyone says, "Ohhhhhhh. 9/11. 'Not a good day for a birthday."

[FunBobbyMucha]

26. How the fuck could you forget? What's wrong with you?

We all should remember the day it was announced that Arnold Schwartzenegger's film "Collateral Damage" would be delayed indefinitely.

But baby, it was worth the wait. That shit was the bomb!

(so to speak)

[bif]

30. God, you're right

How the fuck could I forget about that?

[FunBobbyMucha]

38. California might be a very different place right now

if that masterpiece had come out when God intended it. Had he "terminated"

(ha ha, get it? He was the terminator. Remember? The Terminator? He terminated stuff. Awesome, huh?)

the competition that box office weekend

(I believe it would've been up against 'Rat Pack' and a Gerald Depierdeu comedy),

he'd be so busy filming "Collateral Damage 2: Collateraller" that someone actually qualified for public office might be running the largest state on the Pacific coast. And where would that get us?

[Zookeeper]

39. Karl sez...

"We'll let you live this time, but don't let it happen again. BTW, our boy George will remind you again later today."