My dog may be a freeper

[MichaelHarris]

He's so stupid he stuck his head in my McDonald's sack and went past the McMuffin and ate the napkins. Thats freeper behavior if I ever saw it.

[Richardo]

1. That's hilarious...

Dogs are insane. :D

[MichaelHarris]

4. he's

laying on the bed looking at me like I tricked him. He was the dumb-ass that ate the paper, not me. Bastard is plotting something, I see it in his eyes.

[indigobusiness]

2. bwahahahahaha

...I'd say that clinches it.

on edit--- Has he been neutered?

[MichaelHarris]

7. yeah my wife tricked me

We went to Ireland last year and the Vet was boarding him. Without my knowledge she had the Vet cut off the twins. I was pissed, not because he's special or anything hell we have to spread butter on him to get the other dogs to play with him, but because he never got layed. She shoulda at least taken him to Frenchies House of Poodle Porn before she had him cut.

[indigobusiness]

27. Sounds like quite a prize...

perhaps if he had gotten laid he would've turned out more liberally inclined.

But, as it is, don't need him contributing to the gene-pool.

Quite the subversive wife you have.

[MichaelHarris]

35. you got that right

I rescued him from a puppy drop-off place about 5 years ago and he is without a doubt the goofiest looking dog you ever saw. He has a head like a mastif, a body like a weenie dog, and weighs like 80 pounds. I don't know how he can hold that big-ass head up but I guess if Bill Oreilly can do it my dog can.

[qnr]

3. Yeah, had a friend

that had one like that, slipped out the door and ran away while the pizza guy was making a delivery. Going against its own best interests... sheesh.

[MichaelHarris]

9. If I say the word

pizzia my dog sits at the door for hours waiting for the delivery. He may have some Goomba blood.

[XanaDUer]

5. My dog is a Freeper

He likes cat turds.

[MichaelHarris]

11. cat turds would

be a dead giveaway, not to mention kinda gross. My TV room smelled rank one morning and I looked everywhere for what caused it. Like 3 days later I found it, my dog had brought in a dead rabbit and hid it in the fireplace logs.

His freeper mentality must have told him to hoard food for the coming Armageddon.

[pbg]

6. Yeah, but he got the most nutritious thing in the bag

Dogs are smarter than you think.

[MichaelHarris]

13. wouldn't

napkins be like empty calories? Napkins aren't that good unless they have alot of butter on them.

[Niquie]

8. It's obvious.

Your dog needs more fiber in his diet. Go to www.idiotsfbush.com and order him a healthy quantity of anti-Bush material. You can then take his poo and mail it to Bush & Co. It's a fitting going away present, dontcha thing?

[MichaelHarris]

14. hahahahahha

bush poo

[andyhappy]

10. whats a freeper?

[MichaelHarris]

15. a

right-wing, neo-con, religious zealot who trolls and reads the Turner Diaries over and over while storing food and waiting for the end of the world. Or the short answer, Zell Miller.

[andyhappy]

17. oh my gawd

that is hilarious!

where does the term even come from?

[MichaelHarris]

20. I think

it's a play on words dating back to the Nixon years and CREEP

[Richardo]

24. No, it comes from Free Republic.com

RW idiot hate spew site. They call themselves 'freepers'. :eyes: We call them morans.

[MichaelHarris]

26. freep

CREEP they're all the same to me.

[andyhappy]

29. freepers creepers

sounds like the Grim Reeper!

[MichaelHarris]

32. you'll

usually see them waiting for the new "Left Behind" series of books. That's the books those guys wrote that covers like 475983985875 volumes so they could make a ton of money. Kinda like crack for fundies.

[bearfan454]

30. Welcome to DU andyhappy.

Now you can get the real news.

[andyhappy]

31. dig it!

I am a commondreams guy...that site rocks for news.

But I must also admit that I am a FOX News junkie!

Know thy enemy!

[kcwayne]

12. If he didn't crap in the sack first, he's smarter than a Freeper

[MichaelHarris]

16. that may

be my payback.

[JohnnyRingo]

18. A Freeper dog would have taken the McMuffin and hid it....

...So no one else could have it.

[qnr]

21. Let's not forget ripping the paper bag

ecosphere to shreds and strewing the remains carelessly hither and yon

[MichaelHarris]

25. if

I can get him to eat aluminum then I'll have the perfect recycling machine.

[qnr]

33. If the dog really IS a freeper

Make sure you give him some fillings before he eats the aluminum

[MichaelHarris]

34. wonder what

aluminum poo looks like?

[MichaelHarris]

22. or

hid it and taxed the shit out of the lower class dogs while giving away pieces to the more affluent breeds.

[bearfan454]

19. My freeper dog is stupider than your freeper dog.

Glacier pisses in his water bowl and then drinks it. Yuk !:puke:

[MichaelHarris]

23. that is

the epitome of freeper behavior.

[bearfan454]

28. I thought so too.

Once in a while I find a turd in their too. Charlie is the smarter dog. He has a Kerry sign on his dog house.