"John Kerry's Bloodcurdling Agenda For America!"

[BlueJazz]

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news1004/hellhouse2004.html





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Area #3 - Purple Hearts for Everyone! - Children are lined up to be vaccinated – now that Democrats are in power, 80% of all public school children have gonorrhea. As the nurse pricks each child with the needle, Jesus floats down from the sky to give each of .....

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Area #6 - The French Invasion - Participants will enter a large outdoor cafe area. They will witness groups of very pale people sipping acrid coffee, smoking unfiltered cigarettes, wearing goatees and beanies and running out of the room each time they see a mouse or their own shadow.. As the participants draw closer they will be exposed to malodorous aroma of unbathed bodies mixed with an overly ripe blue cheese. As .....

[joefree1]

1. Yeah, so what's the problem

Some of us dig malodorous aroma of unbathed bodies.


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[JuniorPlankton]

2. I hope that the people who can take it seriously

are incapable of voting.
(At the very least it will not make anyone change his mind.)

[skylarmae]

3. What kind of twisted? This is worrisome! Causes me to take pause.

[mermaid]

4. Hey...Didn't You Know Llandover Baptist Is A JOKE PAGE???n/t

[Maeve]

5. The first paragraph of that page

"Freehold, Iowa - As the Devil's Birthday (Halloween) draws nigh, all across America, thousands of Baptist churches busily prepare for the only time out of each year when unsaved people are allowed to approach them uninvited. The unsaved are charged a small fee to enter Baptist Halloween Hell Houses where they tour rooms which expose them to the horrors of Hell. After each visit, participants are escorted into a tent where they are confronted with the gospel message. They are told that our loving God has far more sinister and sadistic plans in store for them than anything they have just witnessed in Hell House. They are then told that the only way to avoid the wrath of God's short temper is through flattery. "

Landover Baptist is a satirical site, very over-the-top!

[EstimatedProphet]

6. The bad thing is

My mom and sis live in San Antonio, and the baptist churches there do haunted houses very much like this. One year, a church put on a haunted house that had as the primary scare a young woman having an abortion and being condemned to hell.