All Aboarrrrrrd!!!! The ZombyExpress!!!!

[Zomby Woof]

[GOPisEvil]

1. Where are we headed?

Not that it matters. I'll be in the club car. :beer:

[Bunny]

2. I'm going to have to be in the sleeper car pretty soon! n/t

[Zomby Woof]

8. Be sure to get a nightcap!

GOPisEvil will take your luggage to your compartment shortly.

[Bunny]

20. Do I have to tip him? n/t

[Zomby Woof]

25. yes

But the tip is: Buy low, sell high, and always bring your mom a gift when you visit.

[Bunny]

26. Would a sweetie like GOPisEvil forget his mom?

Not likely. I'll give him the standard 20%!

[Fenris]

3. From the looks of it, somewhere in France.

[Zomby Woof]

Aka "FREEDOM"LAND!

Tonight's movie in the Cinema Car: "Roadhouse"!

[Fenris]

23. WOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

With music provided by British Columbia's finest blind bluesman, I assume.

[GOPisEvil]

28. The club car is called The Double Douche!!!

:bounce:

[Fenris]

32. And guess who's the bouncer!

[GOPisEvil]

39. Watch out for the guys with razor blades in their boots!

Just a hint. :D

[Fenris]

41. And polar bears!

:D

[GOPisEvil]

45. I feel like buying a Buick Riviera now!

:bounce:

[Fenris]

53. It needs work, though.

;)

[GOPisEvil]

54. Yeah, someone keeps slashing the tires.

The stop sign through the windshield was a nice touch, though. :D

[Zomby Woof]

44. Watch for that GLEAM!

I just love that GLEAM.

[Tom Kitten]

27. I love that movie!

the one with Ida Lupino and Richard Widmark, right?

[Zomby Woof]

5. We're going to Zombyville!

And yes, drinks are FREE in the Club Car! Tip generously! :toast:

[GOPisEvil]

11. Woohoo! Zombyville!

Lotsa pretty girls in Zombyville. They're all raised from the dead, but still...

[Zomby Woof]

12. They'll raise YOU!

So yeah...

[GOPisEvil]

21. Mmm...svelte, nose-ring, undead hotties!

:9

[Zomby Woof]

24. Those are only on the ZenCar!

Where they show NHL highlights 24/7... with that damn lockout, no new games. :-(

[RetroLounge]

4. I'm shoveling the Coal!

Highballing!

RL

[Zomby Woof]

13. You shovel the coal

I'll be here shoveling something else. ;-)

[RetroLounge]

36. Naturally...

:D

RL

[EstimatedProphet]

6. Hey, I love trains!

Civilized way to travel...
I'm joining GOPisEvil in the Club Car. Hope it has a view.

[Zomby Woof]

14. The Club Car has a DOME!

360 panoramic views!

[BlueJazz]

7. I'd like one Ticket to Paradise please or....

..some place that has lots of Liberals ( ok..ok...and Sex)

[Zomby Woof]

15. I'll get you first class seating in the

Sex Car!

[LisaLynne]

9. That's not the train from ...

Resident Evil Zero, is it? You know, being the ZOMBY Express and all. Gamers, you know what I'm talking about!

[Zomby Woof]

16. Well, I don't know!

But if seating in the Resident Evil Zero car is all you want, we have it!

[LisaLynne]

19. There would be ...

zombies and giant spiders all over that car! So, yeah, sign me up. I'll bring my shotgun.

[WindRavenX]

10. are there complementary boozy drinks??

Oh please say yes :D

[Zomby Woof]

17. see my reply to GOPisEvil

Post #5!

Complimentary! We spell correctly on THIS train! ;-)

[WindRavenX]

18. ooo

Sadly, I am an English major too :o

[Zomby Woof]

22. yess! youu arr en kollij noow!

And please, no Yankees-Red Sox brawls, or I will reassign you to the Coal Car. ;-)

[WindRavenX]

29. LOL...me speaky the english well good

Yankee brawls are fun though :(

[Mikimouse]

30. Leaving from platform 9 3/4 no doubt...

Will there be Chocolate Frog cards in each compartment?

[Zomby Woof]

31. if you want!

Though I think WindRavenX wants a Derek Jeter blow-up doll. :o

[WindRavenX]

33. hella!

Get me the real thing bitch!!! :7

[Zomby Woof]

35. the real thing is not available

He is sharing GOPisEvil's bed tonight. :o

[WindRavenX]

37. nooo!!

:cry: :cry: :cry:
Only I can seduce DJ...:cry:

[Mikimouse]

42. Not...going...to...pursue...must...stop...self...

How about a giant blow-up doll of Professor Snape instead? There , I said it! :evilgrin:

[Zomby Woof]

46. LOL!

Well, ok! Because you are the customer, and therefore, deserving! ;-)

[Mikimouse]

48. Nooooooo, not for me! For Windy!

I'll even put up the financing for the show!

[RetroLounge]

34. If you wanna look modern, you must Streamline!

Built for Speed!



RL

[Zomby Woof]

38. I run that one when the regular is in maintenance!

But it sure gives me that modern edge to stay competitive!

[RetroLounge]

40. And the women love anything long, hard, fast and sleek.

or so I've heard...

RL

[WindRavenX]

43. mmmmhmmm

Damn straight.

[Mikimouse]

47. Now surely you can find someone better in the modular dorms

over by the Rec. Center, no? They were quite the place to meet people back in my days.:bounce: :party: :hippie:

[WindRavenX]

50. LOL I don't like the college hook-up scene

I like monogomy. That's why I like my BF- lots and lots of safe sex :evilgrin:
BTW, you a BC student or something? :hi:

[Mikimouse]

51. Was a BC student, probably long before you were a twinkle...

I was a freshman in 1971, and 'lived' for two years, or so it felt, in Lyons Hall. I was a Chem. major under the Traska regime, lol! I knew a lot of the Nursing majors though, and many of them lived in the Mods, which were brand new at the time. Ahhhh, the good old days!

[WindRavenX]

56. oh awesome!

They've been trying to get rid of the Mods for YEARS now but everyone loves 'em...
Kewl to have another fellow Eagle on DU!!! :hi:

[Mikimouse]

58. Good to know that there are still articulate young people

going to school there as well. Keep up the spirit!:hi:

[WindRavenX]

59. For the most part

I'm a good member of the BC Democrats, fighting the Evil Republicans in their lame polo shirts...:P

[Mikimouse]

60. Hmmm, that would probably include the Loyola dorm...

I will ask Ms. Granger to send them a dungbomb or two.:evilgrin:

[WindRavenX]

61. hey I *lived* in Loyola Frosh year

Good times, good times :D

[Zomby Woof]

63. monogamy

[flamingyouth]

49. Woo Hoo!

I'll be offering Tai Chi in the club car. ;)

[Zomby Woof]

64. LOL

Topless, like Swayze? :o

[David Zephyr]

52. I'm On Board.

Don't care where we're going, either.

Just ZombyExpress is good enough for me.

[flamingyouth]

57. Hey, David

How are you? Nice to see you tonight! :hi:

[Zomby Woof]

65. well, ok then!

:D

[RetroLounge]

55. Who wants to bring up the rear?

RL

[Catshrink]

62. When they were passing out brains....

you thought they said trains
And asked for a nice slow one... :evilgrin:

[Zomby Woof]

66. hehe

Careful! I may yet find out... now, what was I saying?

[Zomby Woof]

67. Saturday Night ChooChoo!

[jus_the_facts]

68. It's a Sat. Night Special....

.....Wooooo Wooooooo!!! :o

[Zomby Woof]

69. haha!!!!

:crazy:

[jus_the_facts]

70. a li'l bit o' some Blackfoot to go wit dat too......

Oh, here it comes

Well, train, train, take me on out of this town
Train, train, Lord, take me on out of this town
Well, that woman I'm in love with, Lord, she's Memphis bound

Well, leavin' here, I'm just a raggedy hobo
Lord, I'm leaving here, I'm just a raggedy hobo
Well, that woman I'm in love with, Lord, she's got to go

Well, goodbye pretty mama, get yourself a money man
Goodbye, pretty mama, Lord, get yourself a money man
You take that midnight train to Memphis
Lord, leave me if you can
Oh, take that midnight train to Memphis
Lord, leave me if you can
Oh, take that train, baby

.....just lyrically speakin' o'course....all that talkin' 'bout the roots and all! ;-)

[Zomby Woof]

71. great song!

Shorty Medlock, RIck's grandfather, wrote that! Plays harmonica on the intro, and taught Ronnie to play guitar when he was a pup. :-)