DUers with a sense of humour, or grasp of sarcasm or irony check in

[JohnKleeb]

:D
I do! I do!
I actually did a class clown today. So in film, we're discussing German Expressionism and what personally scares us, I told the class with the best straight face and normal voice I could muster, I was like well, I named the normal stuff I was afraid of, and I was like ok I am afraid of baloney, I love meat but baloney :puke:, Dick Cheney, and of course speedos.

[Parche]

1. humour

Parche, (Wahoo) reporting for duty

[JohnKleeb]

5. good stuff :)

I normally say humor but I had to copycat HEYHey to the best of my ability.

[starbuck6446]

2. oh... please don't use Cheney and speedos in the same post...

UGH!!!

:)

[JohnKleeb]

3. Can you imagine him eating baloney in a speedo?

I think I would like faint. Unlucky for me I hit the trifecta :D.

[DenverDem]

7. Worse yet, HIDING baloney in a speedo.

Yuck.

[JohnKleeb]

8. Dude I am gonna like have nightmares tonight

[DenverDem]

13. I know, I disturbed myself.

This thread is a slippery slope.

[JohnKleeb]

17. Did ya hear that Cheney assassinated Kennedy

[DenverDem]

21. I'll bite, "No, I did not hear that cheney assassinated Kennedy."

Punch line?

(I did hear GHW was in on it, though.)

[JohnKleeb]

23. its not a punch line, its my belief that Cheney is the prince of darkness.

[DenverDem]

29. cheney is unquestionably one of satan's personal representative on earth.

indeed.

[JohnKleeb]

30. A great news headline would be

"Cheney does something nice"
Cheney is the kind of man who I think would eat little billy if billy accidently hit the baseball in his yard.

[donco6]

22. More like vienna sausage. eom

[JohnKleeb]

24. Yes but vienna sasuage doesnt strike fear in people

now baloney does.

[MichaelHarris]

27. you ever look at the ingredients of an off-brand of vienna sausages?

I saw pork anuses and pig snouts, that strikes fear in my nappy ass.

[JohnKleeb]

28. I dont eat em

pig asses and pig noses, well I have a new fear.

[MichaelHarris]

31. I tend

to shy away from all potted meats or as I like to call them, blade scrapings.

[JohnKleeb]

32. Thats true

I would love some meat though right now.

[MichaelHarris]

33. there as so many angles

to respond to that post. With the porn ban in place I'll just stop.

[JohnKleeb]

34. hah lemme make it more clear

I'd like some corn beef or some mexican food right now.

[MichaelHarris]

35. mmmmm tacos al carbon

served by a nude Mexican waitress.

Damn I couldn't resist the porn influence over my life.

[JohnKleeb]

36. I know

ahh a mexican nude waitress, now you're thinking.
Chicas Mexicana Son Bonita :).

[Parche]

19. baloney cheney

Can you imagine the baloney flatulent coming from cheney?

[JohnKleeb]

20. he talks a lot of bullshit as is

[MichaelHarris]

4. last time I tried humor here

it was deleted faster than Ashcrofts sex drive.

[JohnKleeb]

6. You mean Ashcroft likes and enjoys sex

I guess I do learn something every day.

[MichaelHarris]

14. well not your average sex

just the goat stuff

[JohnKleeb]

18. I thought he pretends to be Clyde Tolson and J. Edgar Ridge

pretends to be Hoover.

[MichaelHarris]

25. hahahahahahha

[JohnKleeb]

26. haha

Welcome to the J. Edgar Hoover memorial prom, this is the only dance at this school where the girls dress as guys and the guys dress as girls, I bet that Ann Coulter was a hit at that dance.

[LisaLynne]

9. Present and ready for duty!

I can't stop the sarcasm and joke machine that runs in my brain. Granted, the jokes aren't always funny, but they're meant to be! That counts for something.

[JohnKleeb]

12. hey they're funny to you then they're funny

I had a running joke a while back that only I got, I was trying to set up Right Wing Teenage Pundit Kyle Williams up with Mary Kay Letternou, you know John Schmitz's daughter who recently got let out of prison for stautory rape.

[flamingyouth]

10. Sarcasm over here!

:hi:

[JohnKleeb]

11. I specialize in it

One of my skills.

[HEyHEY]

15. Ready for a shift of Smartassery sir!

[JohnKleeb]

16. Dude I love smartassing

[MichaelHarris]

37. you ever wonder

what Don King's hair looks like after sex?

[JohnKleeb]

39. oh lord

[LunaSea]

43. probably the same

just full of sticks and twigs.

[name not needed]

38. I'm sure you do

the ironing is delicious

[JohnKleeb]

40. ironing?

I can't iron clothes.

[MrScorpio]

41. I'm on board, Kleeb

I can never be too serious

[JohnKleeb]

42. I like to have a serious tone heh

I said in my normal tone of voice not the giggling like a hyena, well you said going up the stairs in the dark scares you, well guess what, I am afraid of Dick Cheney, that would have been so much cooler if it had been in young dems.