PLEASE DO NOT DISTURB!!!

[LynneSin]

I'm going to take a bubble bath and read my People Magazine Best & Worst Dress

Thank you!

[DrWeird]

1. ROOM CLEANING!

Oh! I'm sorry! I didn't know you were in.

[put out]

2. Hey, are you in there?

How long are you going to be in there? What are you doing? Can I come in? Are you using a lot of hot water? Hey, I need to use the bathroom. Is all the toilet paper in there? It smells funny, are you burning something? Well, don't fall asleep in there because you could drown! I'll just wait right outside the bathroom door and talk to you to keep you awake and safe.

Now I'll talk. Why aren't you answering me? Are you O.K? Hey, you locked the door! Oh my gosh, are you really O.K? I can break down the door, I promise sweetheart!

Why are you yelling like that?

[miss_kitty]

3. *KNOCK KNOCK*

(bathing nun) "Who is it?"

(knocker) "It's the blind man!"

(nun to self) "blind man? hmmm I guess he can come in"

(nun aloud) "Come in!"

(blind man upon entering and looking all around the room) "Nice tits. Where do you want the blinds?"

[Rick Myers]

4. knock, knock, knock...

KNOCK!!! KNOCK!!!!!

I REALLY need to use the facilities!!!!

;)