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CanuckAmok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-19-04 12:46 PM
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My Russian girlfriend put hardboiled eggs on my sinuses,
and now my cold is gone!

Chrazy home remedies...what are your favourites?
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fugue Donating Member (846 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-19-04 12:48 PM
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1. Details please!
I currently have a sinus infection, and all my usual home remedies (ginger and mustard soup, Gypus Cold Care tea, ginger tea) have struck out.

(And I'm even on antibiotics!)
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CanuckAmok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-19-04 12:56 PM
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9. straight from the pot...
still in the shell, wrapped in a tea-towel. Place on either side of your nose, about an inch below your eyes. Keep them on there for about a half-hour or until they are room temperature.

Supposedly they slowly raise the temperature of your sinuses, helping them drain and stay clear.

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fugue Donating Member (846 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-19-04 03:19 PM
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18. Thanks!
Sounds like a plan!

My grandmother had a wonderful heating pad shaped like a half-mask; it kept her sinuses warm. Now that it is becoming apparent that I inherited her sinuses, I went looking for such a heating pad, but it looks like they don't make 'em anymore. I got one of the gel pack ones, but it doesn't hold its heat for very long.

The eggs might do it!

Thanks again!
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otohara Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-19-04 01:16 PM
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14. Hope You're Taking
pro-biotics too!
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Maple Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-19-04 12:48 PM
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2. Hot or cold?
With or without the shell?
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-19-04 12:52 PM
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3. Mmm, About your Russian girlfriend...
You have any pics?

This is coming from a guy who's always amazed at the hotness of Eastern European women.
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CanuckAmok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-19-04 12:54 PM
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6. Try this on for size:
Russian microbiologist/belly-dance instructor, former Soviet-junior marksman, and former gymnast.

Lemonade from lemons, my friend, lemonade from lemons :D
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-19-04 12:58 PM
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11. God. I love foreign women
So much in fact, I married one.

Yessiree
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RetroLounge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-19-04 01:55 PM
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17. My wife is Estonian
but born here 3 or 4 generations removed.

Has the look, just not the accent.

RL
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-19-04 12:52 PM
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4. Commie
;-)
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Liberal Veteran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-19-04 12:54 PM
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7. No shit! Everyone knows capitalist cures are better than commie cures!
:)
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-19-04 12:56 PM
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8. YA! You should be purchasing drugs for that cold!
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shawcomm Donating Member (877 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-19-04 12:53 PM
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5. Did she shove them up there whole?
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CanuckAmok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-19-04 12:58 PM
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10. You owe me a new keyboard!
And your "force an entire mouthful of tea through your nose" treatment needs some tweaking!
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greenman3610 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-19-04 01:02 PM
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12. what's a tea towel?
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Maple Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-19-04 01:38 PM
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15. A towel you use
to wipe dishes dry, after the dishes have been washed.
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-19-04 01:42 PM
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16. Wash? Dishes?
Oh yeah, I guess you could re-use them.
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shawcomm Donating Member (877 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-19-04 01:06 PM
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13. The tea treatment obviously won't work
when you've got two eggs lodged up there.

:evilgrin:
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