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homelandpunk Donating Member (787 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-04-04 09:13 PM
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If Clinton doesn't make it, I hope they save the penis.
And then preserve it for eternity. JFK has the Eternal Flame at his grave. Clinton could have his preserved penis at his grave...the Perpetual Erection. It could be done. I just think anything that horrifies neo-con fundie shitbags as bad as the Clenis does, should be on prominent display. Anything that can make these scum THAT apoplectic should be preserved prominently for all time. Destroying it, at this point, would be a moral crime. It would be like trying to erase history. Akin to the Taliban blowing up the Buddha.
Save it. Display it. It's a powerful and potent force...for good.

Anyway, when his time comes (and I hope it is not soon) this is what I think should be done.
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5thGenDemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-04-04 11:15 PM
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1. Okay. It's been two hours without a single reply...
I personally thought it was pretty funny (esp the headline).
John
But that's after a day of lawn cutting and several beers.
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underseasurveyor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-04-04 11:29 PM
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2. Bill's gonna be just fine but.............................. ;-)
just in case :-( I say they should "Bronze" it ;-) :thumbsup:
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JanMichael Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-04-04 11:31 PM
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3. bwahhahhahahahhaaahhhaahhahahahaaaa...
<snicker/snorft>

Funny it is because it's too f'ing obvious....
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Cleita Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-04-04 11:37 PM
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4. When he dies, they need to preserve his heart as well.
We can give his penis to the RWers since they were so obssessed with it, but we liberals want his heart because he cared about us common people and that is his best part as far as I'm concerned.
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oustemnow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-05-04 12:05 AM
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5. I actually wear a bracelet inscribed WWCD
What Would Clenis Do?
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