You might be a Republican if you think Saudi Arabia is our friend

[billbuckhead]

and Canada is our enemy.

You might be a Republican if think giving tax breaks to your boss to send jobs to India will help your employment situation.

You might be Republican if think a notorious corporate crook who had 5 Vietnam draft deferments is more of a threat to America's enemies than a guy who volunteered for Vietnam, volunteered to be on a little boat in the Mekong delta and then would take the little boat and ram it onto the shore guns blazing and chase the VC back into the jungle.

Let's see if we can think up some more.