Who wants to join my club: SPITBALLERS FOR KERRY

LynneSin

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Thu Sep-02-04 09:01 PM
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Who wants to join my club: SPITBALLERS FOR KERRY

Edited on Thu Sep-02-04 09:03 PM by LynneSin

Yep, time to work up the saliva, ball up little shreds of paper and join the funnest club in town: SPITBALLERS FOR KERRY. We'll start every meeting with a spitfall fight where the person with the juiciest spitball will win a bandaid that will have a spitball drawn on it.

We'll laugh, we'll cry and we'll reminisce about the fun in elementary school when we would toss big soaking wet spitballs on the ceiling in hopes that the next person that sits under it gets hit with a messy spitball.

Membership is free, but you will have to show proficiency at making spitballs. We are a purest organization - no helper aids allowed like straws or rubber bands.

(an example of how NOT to throw a spitball - Bush is using a straw to add his projection)

Julie Spitz, patron saint of spitballers:

Examples of well done spitballs:

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blondeatlast

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Thu Sep-02-04 09:03 PM
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1. I'm in...

I always thought notebook paper was the tool of choice...

Pass the SweetTarts, willya? Gotta work up some saliva!

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short bus president

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Thu Sep-02-04 09:03 PM
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2. heh heh

she said "spit."

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blondeatlast

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Thu Sep-02-04 09:05 PM
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3. Spit! Spit! Spit!

Can I be in now?

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short bus president

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Thu Sep-02-04 09:10 PM
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5. Spitting is cool.

But swallowing is cromulent.

;-)

:hi: Hi blondeatlast - longtimenosee

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blondeatlast

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Thu Sep-02-04 09:13 PM
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6. Been hanging around in the (gulp) pit...

Edited on Thu Sep-02-04 09:14 PM by blondeatlast

You know, over there...

Steering clear tonight, though.

Edit: pfffft...

Score!

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short bus president

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Thu Sep-02-04 09:18 PM
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7. the "gulp pit?"

Sounds very intriguing, especially inserted into a discussion of spitting and/or swallowing. Is it anything like a grotto?

:P

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LynneSin

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Thu Sep-02-04 09:19 PM
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8. HEY - no sex threads!!!

This isn't a sex threads.

:crazy:

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short bus president

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Thu Sep-02-04 09:26 PM
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10. heh heh

Edited on Thu Sep-02-04 09:26 PM by short bus president

she said "sex threads."

Sounds like dialogue from a 70s blaxploitation flick.

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blondeatlast

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Thu Sep-02-04 09:23 PM
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9. Will the grotto be open later? I think we might

require a quiet place with good music and alcohol.

I'll bring the notebook paper!

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short bus president

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Thu Sep-02-04 09:28 PM
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11. The grotto was moved

Edited on Thu Sep-02-04 09:28 PM by short bus president

to a more relaxed and blue atmosphere. Damned puritan prude squad overran this place ages ago.

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gumby

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Thu Sep-02-04 09:06 PM
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4. SPITBALLERS FOR KERRY

me too. pathooie.

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