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trumad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-27-04 06:15 AM
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Will Pitt explains why his girlfriend broke up with him.......
I went out to dinner with her and she starts talking about shopping.

But then the good stuff. She starts talking about football.

While eating our salad, we got to talking football. She asked me what team that I rooted for during the season, and I say the New England Patriots.

She got up and left. Left me at the restaurant. Walked out the fuckin door. Boom.

I called and begged her to take me back, and she said I had 21 days to show her WRITTEN PROOF that I am no longer a Patriots fan. 21 days. If I don't, it's over.

She broke my heart!

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skooooo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-27-04 06:24 AM
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1. He should have known better than to say that..

What did he think would happen?!!!
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still_one Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-27-04 06:24 AM
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2. FOOTBALL?
Are you sure she is not a republican...
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lil-petunia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-27-04 06:48 AM
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3. and stiffed the waiter for the check.
sheesh, some peep-holes
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-27-04 07:02 AM
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4. LOL... Excellent!
Edited on Fri Aug-27-04 07:30 AM by Misunderestimator
:thumbsup: I would have walked out too! :bounce:
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-27-04 07:29 AM
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5. Ha...nice try...THE REAL REASON she dumped Trumad
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trumad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-27-04 08:35 AM
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6. Yeah...but at least I had her before Pitt.
BTW: You guys shooting for a 5 and 6 record this year..:-)
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-27-04 08:39 AM
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7. ...and then she took up with this total pothead


:)
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-27-04 08:40 AM
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8. But he's a smart pothead
He made sure he could outrun the cops before firing up :7
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trumad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-27-04 08:51 AM
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9. He does look pretty stoned in that Pic..LOL
Here's my defense of the guy..

http://firedavewannstedt.com
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