Do you think Karl Rove has ever gotten laid? I pity the poor woman

[CanIgonow]

Or man, as the case may be.

[MadProphetMargin]

1. Karl Rove, like John Ashcroft, hasn't got TIME for that sort of thing.

He's a busy, busy man, doncha know.

[koopie57]

2. you are very kind to assume

it was by a human.

[CanIgonow]

3. I stand corrected.How does this add on sound? Or other life forms

in the universe?

[kayell]

4. You might want to include plastic blow up dolls too.

Although my first thought was to pity the poor sheep, uh, ewe.

[LeighAnn]

5. Why would you feel sorry for George W Bush?

Eeeewwww, but you know it's true.

[xchrom]

6. don't give him to us!

damn -- you guys keep trying too give these critters to gay folks -- you keep 'em.

[Atlas Mugged]

10. Ditto!!!!!!!!

n/t

[WoodrowFan]

19. we called

we called "no backsies" first!

[Joe_VB]

7. He's probably one of those guys..

that goes to a dominatrix, get tied up, and has the sh*t whipped out of him. That my opinion.

[NewJeffCT]

12. that's Bill Bennet

At least, from what I've heard...

[treepig]

8. wasn't there a thread floating around about laura bush supposedly

being a prostitute?

not that i'm suggesting that these two topics be combined or anything . . .

[Hubert Flottz]

9. I see he and dAnn Coaltar, a gallon of Smith and Wesson oil and

a Sears powerpainter! They are clothed in lots of tight squeaky leather and spandex, romping on a bed of ring shank 16 penny nails! The lights are bright and flashing, the background music is Deutschland ueber Alles and the thick steamy air is filled with fire and brimstone!

KKKarl's squealing and moaning can be heard, well above the background music while dAnn holds and reads KKKarl's leather bound autographed copy of "MEIN KAMPF", that he once bought at an online auction for half price! With dAnn's other spike studded leather gloved hand, she/he/it, lovingly but quite firmly flogs Karl, with a slickened, throbbing, six foot joint of white, 11/2" diameter, heavy wall PVC pipe, made by slave child laborers somewhere in Red China!

Pleasant thoughts and visions of KKKarls Daddy running nude and bleeding into the sunset, through a patch of chest high green briars, dance through his tormented but slightly amused and greatly aroused mind, while he squeals and begs again and again for more spanking! All is well with the world tonight, KKKarl thinks!

[whistle]

13. How about some doe urine with estrus so KKKarl can smell sexy...

...and at the same time stir the animal instincts of dAnn Coulter? That stuff runs $36 an ounce at Bass Pro Super Sporting Goods Store.:spank:

<snip>
Redi-Doe (TM)
Formulated from pure whitetail doe urine & secretions taken at the peak of the doe's estrus cycle. Blended into our special base to slow evaporation and boost the lures carrying power. Far superior to plain urine. Most effective during the rut period. Use at scrapes, stand location or as a trailing scent. Best used pre-rut and rut. 1 oz. glass bottle $35.95

Couple that with an assortment of automatic military assault weapons and the Rove/Coulter team have the makings of a Pulp Fiction party!:party: :toast:

[Hubert Flottz]

15. Gawd Damn!!!

I'd hate like Hell, to see a pup outta' those two freaks on nature!

"Harder, Faster, Harder, screams KKKarl, as the blue veins near dAnn's throbbing Adam's apple pulsate to the rhythm of that famous old Nazi German Anthem! "I've never seen your neck so swollen with wild desire," KKKarl coos, snorts and whimpers shakily! "Untie me dAnnie, when you get your Gun, so I can order me and Brother Rush a couple dozen large Pizzas with the works! Do you want anything my Sweet, it't two for Tuesday", KKKarl blurts out!

Edit}}"Hold those damned black olives KKKarl honey," Rush yells down from his red white and blue custom made tree stand, mounted up near the steamy mirrored ceiling! "Will do, mission accomplished", sez KKKarl, "Oh and you never did tell me where you got that divine treebark cammo colored NeoCupid outfit you're wearing Rush Darling," adds KKKarl!

[whistle]

22. Hubert, you seem to have a natural understanding of this process....

...and how terribly terribly wrong it can go when used by persons not emotionally equipped to handle the full scope of the experience.:evilgrin:

[truthspeaker]

11. I'm pretty sure he's gay. Probably teen male prostitutes.

Or maybe interns.

[bpcmxr]

14. Have y'all seen this?

http://www.ilovekarlrove.com/

[Hubert Flottz]

16. Kick!

:kick: I can't believe a thread this important, does not already have a thousand or so responses!

[yellowcanine]

17. NO, NO, NO,NO,NO,NO!!!! Unwanted Mind Pictures! Stop it!

Now I can never see a picture of Rove without that mind picture popping into my head. Oh, the humanity!

[WoodrowFan]

18. you mean without paying for it??? (NT)

[Hubert Flottz]

20. KKKarl is a Buysexual!

So Mean and Ugly, he has to buy sex!

[Ganja Ninja]

21. My first impression of him is he's a necrophiliac.

He has that kind look about him like the Nazi interrogator from Raiders of the Lost Ark.

[miss_kitty]

23. your first impression of him is he's a necrophiliac? that fits with mine

that he and ann coulter are 'soul' mates...pardon the term, i know neither has a soul....