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russian33 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-09-04 09:51 AM
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Breaking: Kerry lied about being in Cambodia on Xmas...actually...
..was up in the North Pole, killing Santa and setting Santa's workshop on fire with his Zippo lighter...possibly had some elfs shot too, and slaughtered all but one reindeer...Rudolph survived by escaping down the mountain...

read all about it, in the new, hot, explosive book by Mrs. Claus!


i check drudge for a laugh every morning...and today's non-story is about another one of Kerry's many 'lies'...so i just wanted to have fun with it
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wtmusic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-09-04 10:15 AM
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1. He shot one young elf who was running away from him
But wait...Santa is recanting...says, "I never should have signed that fax"

:D
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RobertSeattle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-09-04 10:16 AM
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2. "Reindeer Herders for Truth"
Drudge is just so bizarre - the music he plays on his Sunday night talk show is so very gay - not that there is anything wrong with that.
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name not needed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-09-04 10:32 AM
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3. I heard he raped Mrs. Claus
That's what CNN told me.
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