Why didn't I try harder in kindergarten?????

[reprehensor]

I coulda been a contendah.

[TheMightyFavog]

1. And I spent my time eating the paste....

:crazy:

[Spinzonner]

2. Actually you should have tried harder all through elementary school

so you could spell worth a damn ...

[reprehensor]

3. Oh, no...

Are you jokin'?

Kindergarten was it for me. Crushed my budding ego like a June Bug.

:(

[Nikia]

4. I must have tried hard enough

I was only in the mid level group in kindergarten. In first grade, I was in the highest group. It didn't seem like I was trying hard. Maybe it was because I didn't eat paste like the other kids.

[djeseru]

5. Kindergarten was...

...the one & only time I got my mouth washed out with soap. From then on, I learned how not to get caught...

[reprehensor]

6. Kindergarten is...

I still remember the plasticine...

Mmmm... the purple stuff tasted like...

purple...

--URP--

[djeseru]

7. Actually,

...I was privately disappointed they didn't use bar soap - it was dish soap!

[Nikia]

8. My sister was traumatized by kindergarten

She has to stand in the corner for talking back to the teacher . She maintains that all she did was make an innocent comment. She was scared of and mistrusted teachers ever since.