Where will Alan Keyes take up residence in Illinois?

[XNASA]

Poll question: Where will Alan Keyes take up residence in Illinois?

[terrya]

1. The district that's represented by Hastert.

I think that's the most conservative district in Illinois.

[XNASA]

2. Yorkville?

I was out there a couple of months ago. I think that Mr. Keyes would be very happy out there in Yorkville. Of course, he'd be the only African-American for 50 miles but, at least he'd be with his peeps.

[lil-petunia]

4. But he's black. I don't think they permit them in DuPage

Plus, he has a nice house in maryland, where he will probably stay (the course).

[XNASA]

9. Ah. But Yorkville is in Kane County.

Not DuPage.

[Ellen Forradalom]

33. They REALLY don't permit them in Kane Co.

DuPage is slowly acquiring a rainbow demographically speaking.

[AngryAmish]

3. Wheaton

I f'n hate Wheaton. (Except for Chicago Golf. That is heaven on earth.)

[XNASA]

5. That would be DuPage County.

[mstrsplinter326]

6. As I under stand it, no matter what, his name cannot be on the ballot....

[Magrittes Pipe]

7. He will live at Clark and Halstead....

I'd love to see that. ;)

[XNASA]

12. It's 'Halsted', you idiot.

Get your f*ckin' facts straight. :D

[Magrittes Pipe]

13. I don't care.

I fucking hate Chicago. :P


Except for the Wiener Circle. YUMMY!

[XNASA]

38. You wan' fries wit' yo muthaf*ckin' dog, muthaf*cka.

I love that place.

[terrya]

14. LOL! He'll be a fixture at Steamworks, I'm sure.

:-)

[ronnykmarshall]

37. Good ol' Steamworks.

Spent many an evening there (Chicago and Berkeley).

[prolesunited]

8. I heard

he was moving next door to you. :hi:

[XNASA]

15. Really? Then I'll have 2 pols on my block.

My State Rep lives 3 doors down.

[underpants]

10. Be the first of his Republican buddies to "live" in Marion

You know that is where half of them are headed anyway.

[cosmicdot]

11. do P.O. Boxes count or hotel suites?

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[pbg]

16. I think he'll take up residence...

...in the Standard Oil Building in downtown Chicago.

[DeadHead67]

17. There are lots of smoking industrial landfills . . . . . .

. . .where friends of the environment like Mr.Keyes could pitch a tent.

[DeadHead67]

21. I'm from Illinois and don't have a clue about candidacy/residence laws. .

. . .but, I'd have to say, anybody from this state who votes for that jerkimer, should go to their proctologist and have their head removed.

[LynneSin]

18. How about a P.O. Box in Chicago?

I mean, he'll still live in Maryland.

:mad:

[CO Liberal]

19. He Should Save Time, And Take Up Residence In Hell

That's where that asshole belongs.

[benburch]

20. Barrington Hills

Near one of the fundy churches...

[pbg]

22. You mean like at Dundee and Algonquin?

Hi Ben!

[benburch]

30. Exactly!!!!

Or the one just north of Dundee on 59.

:-)

We should have a Fox Valley DUer's meetup.

[No2W2004]

24. Barrington?

lost in a sea of rich white people? Nah, they wouldn't stand for it.

Wood Dale. That's Hyde's district. If they can keep voting that asshole in, then Keyes would be a natural.

[kanrok]

23. In Hastert's ass

[davsand]

25. I picked OTHER because I'm betting he says NO to this offer.

Keyes is a lot of things, but he's NOT brain dead.

He knows that quote about carpetbaggers is floating out there (you know--the one he made about Hillary's run in NY...) and he also knows he's gonna get nailed with that EVERY step of the way. I just can't fathom why anyone would step into a race like this one KNOWING they had that kind of baggage.

I'll grant you--Keyes has an ego that far outsizes his intellect, but he's just not THAT stupid.

I'm betting he's gonna decline the offer and the GOP will end up with the Milk Nazi on that ballot simply because he has his literature printed up already. Kinda like the one kid with a pool who ends up the host all the time...


Laura

[terrya]

26. Wouldn't it be something? Christ, the GOP might as well officially concede

the race if Keyes says no.

[madrchsod]

27. next to your house!

yup there goes the neighborhood,just kidding..some whitebread gated community in the far burbs,where he will be their token black. hell they may even let them play golf and even-yes-be invited into their homes....

[XNASA]

35. For the 'burbs, my neighborhood is very integrated.

More integrated than when I lived in the city near Addison & Pulaski, that's for sure.

Our little area is quite progressive. Afterall, Jesse Jr. is our Rep.

[Bat Boy]

28. Humboldt Park

C'mon down, skippy. Meet the neighbors...

[GOPisEvil]

29. I think he should go to Pekin.

I think they'd take kindly to him there.

Anyplace downstate would be good, too - no racists down there, nosirree!

[jakefrep]

31. DuQuoin

Maybe he could live in that big house on the DuQuoin State Fairgrounds. Make sure he's home when the stock car races come to town.

[VoteDemocratic2004]

32. PO Box?

You really don't think that he will move do you?

[ProfessorGAC]

34. Where You Live!

I don't want him in Will County, so i'll email him and tell him to try the south suburbs. You know, somewhere around Halsted.
The Professor

[XNASA]

36. Will County? Isn't that the name of that cross-dressing.....

Rock star from the 60's. Not that there's anything wrong with that, of course.

Oh wait, that was Wayne County.



Maybe they're brothers.

[Ellen Forradalom]

39. She's now Jayne County

and Wayne County is in Michigan!