Who were Santa's parents?

[underpants]

We have never heard anything about the childhood of this person we so readily allow into our homes to clammer about unsupervised. At the end of the holiday season have you ever asked yourself-Where did all that money go? ;-)

SO we know abotu Jesus parents but nothing about what I think it is safe to say is the #2 front man in Christian circles (eat s**t Falwell).

[meegbear]

1. His last name was Kringle ...

so we just need to locate a good geneologist.

[sniffa]

2. immacuLate conception for ms. kringLe

[Magrittes Pipe]

3. Jesus and Mary Magdalene. n/t

[matcom]

4. her name was Lola

she was a showgirl

[underpants]

5. Then how did he end up so NORTH of Havana?

[lilymidnite]

6. Boris and Natasha

[Peachhead22]

7. A steamy forbidden rendezvous...

...between Tanta Kringle and the Winter Warlock with the elves playing 'If Lovin' You is Wrong I don't Wanna Be Right' in the background. It kinda sounds like Barry White meets The Chipmunks. Maybe we can get Rankin and Bass ( or George Lucas on acid) to remake 'Santa Claus is Coming to Town'.


Then years later when Santa gets caught by the trees in the haunted forest the Winter Warlock in a James Earl Jones/Darth Vader baritone says: "Santa, I am your faaa-thaaa." :)

[mrboba1]

8. I dunno, but I do know that

grandma got run over by a reindeer!

[lcooksey]

9. Isn't that the subject of Dan Brown's next book? (nt)