9 out of 10 kinky sex perverts agree: the Grotto rocks!

[short bus president]

Saturday night's alright for fightin', but not in here. Here Saturday night's alright for strapping on a rollicking buzz and slippin' into the pool to get to know your fellow adult Loungers (and our pet teenager, Leftist Rebel ;-) ) a bit better.

No cover tonight if you drop 'em at the door and shake what yer momma gave you.

[JohnKleeb]

1. Can I hang out

Lefty was telling me about this, sounds fun. :)

[short bus president]

7. I'll check with legal counsel on that

you're another of the under 21 crowd, right? Gotta check our liability situation. Meantime, can we getcha a drink?

[JohnKleeb]

13. aye that I am

sure get me umm a Guinness. :toast:

[ForrestGump]

2. Really?

No cover tonight if you drop 'em at the door and shake what yer momma gave you.

Dude, I'm going to have to use both hands and, in fact, might need the assistance of a couple of your staff. Perhaps I'd better not venture into this establishment - attendance could really take a tumble if it gets out that there's an anaconda loose in the pool.

[short bus president]

6. For you, Forrest

cover waived if you keep yer pants on and wear the ball gag. :P

[ForrestGump]

9. Well, gee, that doesn't sound like mmpphh m mmph hhhpppthh

[VelmaD]

3. I'm shakin' it baby

I remember screaming out "yes, yes, yes" while you were going on about something. So that's what it was all about. ;-)

DV

[short bus president]

8. In German, please

young lady.

:9

[VelmaD]

10. Ja, ja, ja

Is that better? ;-)

And that better not be MY ballgag you're using on Forrest?

[short bus president]

15. no, dear

his shall not have the noise-hole.

[VelmaD]

17. I'm thinking...

you probably don't wanta have to listen to him holler "Nein nein nein". Not nearly as sexy as when I do it. ;-)

DV

[short bus president]

23. you know, it kinda depends

a lot of times I could go for seeing Forrest soundly beaten. But tonight I'm feeling charitable. He gets to hang out over there and swing his vine, you see? Just make sure he keeps the helmet on. ;-)

[JohnKleeb]

24. shortbus so am I in?

[short bus president]

27. Well, since the bouncer's out tonight,

and the house attorney's passed out in the corner, I guess yer alright. But if you see any nudity, turn yer head or cover yer eyes. We don't need anyone's mother coming down here with vice grips and weedwhackers.

;-)

[JohnKleeb]

28. gotcha

woohoo :) I cant wait to tell lefty. Do I get an id card heh? I am older than him ya know.

[short bus president]

31. alright! less time to wait

before Velma corrupts you for our amusement. ;-)

[VelmaD]

33. Uh-oh

Short bus! Please don't start any fights amongst the kiddies over me. ;-)

[leftist_rebel1569]

well, we really don't need to fight...

BECAUSE THE ONLY UNDERAGE GUY HERE THAT'S GONNA BE CORRUPTED IS ME!

...Actually, why don't you give Kleeb the wall treatment? :evilgrin:

[VelmaD]

57. Wow, it's working.

We're turning you into a mean, perverted litte bastard. :-)

Just the way I like 'em. :evilgrin:

Unfortunately the wall treatment may have to wait. Short bus has me bent over beating me with a fiberglass stake. (As if telling you boys that doesn't do plenty to corrupt you all by itself.)

DV

[TrogL]

39. tweezers and salt

might be more appropriate

[VelmaD]

29. Charitable huh...

does that mean I can finally get untied from this chair you left me attached to in yesterday's Grotto thread? Or does it mean you're finally gonna paddle my ass?

I was a good girl all day. And I'm oh so sorry about the 700 Club thing. *cute pout*

[short bus president]

32. I DO still have

the fiberglass stakes...

OK, since you've been so nice all day. And because of the damned smartmouth. Bent oafer und grabben ze ankles, mein target!

[VelmaD]

35. *thud*

You know you love my mouth. ;-)

Mmm...German *bends over and shakes that tattoo at ya*

[short bus president]

38. why, thank you

for your prompt obedience. Just because you're being so nice, you can have a rose to clench between yer teeth while you count strokes.

*snap* *snap*

"Server! Fetch the fair lady a rose, please. Leave the thorns, though. Thank you. Oh, and my glove, please. This fiberglass stuff gets so itchy!"

[VelmaD]

40. Dammit short bus...

I'm gonna beat you bloody for getting that stupid "Every Rose Has It's Thorns" song stuck in my head. Now that's torture. ;-)

And that's me...prompt and obedient. ;-) Bring the noise baby. I didn't get beaten nearly enough while you were gone. (You listening out there somewhere Aristus ;-))

DV

[short bus president]

43. OK, so we're all clenched now, right?

rose-wise, and also back here, I see? Very well, then.

Not a sound while I get you warmed up, unless you wanna make violin noises for me while I play yer ass cheeks like a fiddle with this itchy, itchy stake...

[VelmaD]

45. Can't talk...

you see I have the thing bewteen my teeth.

Make up your mind. Do you want silent compliance or screaming?

*Freakin' indecisive tops*

[short bus president]

47. WHACK!

WHACK! WHACK!

Dropped the rose, huh? No crying. Take it like a good deviant.

Itches like a motherfucker, stings like a fuckin' jellyfish. Gawd I live fiberglass.

[VelmaD]

48. There's no crying in baseball...

in the Grotto either for that matter.

Do these count toward my 525 we started last week? If so...

Eighteen!

Nineteen!!!

TWENTY!!!

And I hope you're planning on picking all the little shards of fiberglass out when you're done.

[short bus president]

60. fuckin' SMARTMOUTH!

Stand up. I'm through pleasuring you for awhile. No wipedown for you, no particle picking. I want you to slide the gag in, and sit down on this piece of pink corning insulation for awhile to think about what you've done. No whimpering! NOW!

[VelmaD]

61. Mmm...I love it...

when you get all top-y. ;-)

I'll be good, I'll be good.

[short bus president]

63. that's better.

Itchy yet?

'Cause I've got a few more good itch killing stake-strokes left in me if you'll curb your damn tongue for a minute or two...

[VelmaD]

64. I know it's dangerous...

but maybe you oughta retrieve the ball gag from Forrest. I have this little problem with mouthiness and I'd hate for it to get in the way of a good beating.

[short bus president]

66. I know it's tough

but maybe you ought to try a little self-control. Or there's always that stitching option...

Bent oafer under grabbem, fraulein.

<smack> <SMACK> <WHACK!>

[VelmaD]

67. But it's so much more fun...

when you control me. ;-)

*whispering quietly under her breath - twenty-one, twenty-two, twenty-three...mmm...*

[Paragon]

4. Hey, I got 10 more High Life Lights...

...and I ain't afraid to use 'em. :silly:

[short bus president]

11. no keistering in beer!

that's just nasty, man.

[Capn Sunshine]

5. 9 out of 10? who's the loser?

[short bus president]

12. That damned candy-lovin' dentist

the poll factor, you know. DUers should be familiar with it by now. BTW - what are ya' drinkin'?

[Capn Sunshine]

37. Rounda bout these parts

there's a sale on Sauza Gold every year at this time



aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

That's better. I can drink it like water. And sometimes, in lieu of...

[dolo amber]

14. I've had a ROUGH day...

Sister came into town to visit, and didn't stop talking for 10 straight hours. And I get to spend all day tomorrow with her as well. So if I may, I'd like to not think about anything and leave my beverage and relaxation choices in the hands of my more than capable host and his *staff*...;)

[short bus president]

16. aren't you the trusting soul?

But I do strive to be a gentleman.

*snap* *snap*

"Server! I believe the lady needs a back rub. But I'll handle that if you don't mind. How 'bout you grab her a nice something rum-filled in a coconut, with a cherry on top? And bring us another liter of Herradura, while you're at it. Obliged."

[VelmaD]

18. Short bus had to step out...

for a bit. Looks like we are without adult supervision. Woohoo!!!

I bet if we put our heads together we can cook up something truly horrific and perverted to do to him when he gets back. Any ideas?

DV

[catpower2000]

19. Dear god, help me, I'm trapped at a folk concert!

How do I loathe folk singers? LET ME COUNT THE WAYS!

1. They're boring.
2.

Well, isn't 1 enough?

Luckily, this cafe has computers! Entertain me people, I'm desperate!

*snap* *snap* TEQUILA. LOTS OF IT.

Cat

[VelmaD]

20. Poor kitty

*snap snap*

Ramon...Raul...bring a bottle of tequila and keep her "entertained" *nudge nudge wink wink*

[catpower2000]

21. WOO HOO!

Can I drink the tequila out of their navels? Wait, will they drink things out of MY navel?

How are you tonight, dearie? Tell me in the form of a haiku, won't you? :)

*snap snap* A shot of Beam, chilled, to go with my tequila. :)

[VelmaD]

22. They will drink out of...

any orifice you like and allow you the same courtesy.

How am I doing?
I am editing gay porn.
Thank you for asking.

I see you've picked up that Grotto snap quite nicely.

[TrogL]

68. editing gay porn

need any help?

[short bus president]

25. Hrmph, AHEM!

I'll take a shot of that. If yer lying down, I'm not too short. ;-)

[Capn Sunshine]

42. Best way to have fun at a folk concert

Keep requesting "Stairway to Heaven" really loud

[Mandate My Ass]

26. Oooooooooooowwwch, my butt hurts

And no, not from what you're imagining you kinky pervert, you.

The return trip took almost 8 hours. My liver is most certainly the size and texture of a raisin. My tan is fading as I speak. The weather in Philly sucks and all I want to do is to go to the beach...waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh.

Nice to see you again though, sexy. ;-)

[short bus president]

30. Hi darlin!

I was wondering how yer trip was. Sorry that turns out to be "sucky." We're all about the good kind of sucky, here. ;-)

So what can I getcha to drink this evening? Nice Epsom-salt hot tub for the glutes, but that liver could use a refill, it sounds like. Hmmmmm... coming home drinks... up for a simple old-fashioned heinie & lemon?

[Mandate My Ass]

34. Mmmmmm yes please

Grab a heinie and enjoy. That's my motto.

p.s. I've been tapped to extend to you the official, unanimous, enthusiastic reinvitation to next year's OBX gig which will be much expanded from what I've heard. However, if you flaunt your other women in my face as much next time around, please be warned I will be forced to sink to the depths of depravity to win you back.

[short bus president]

36. Next year,

you guys should definitely look me up earlier. Assuming I'm employed again <crossed_fingers>, I'll be more than happy to put up some cash for a room for another week with your crowd. I had so much fun with y'all. Stifling impure naughty thoughts about you all week... ;-)

Now tell me more about these depths of depravity... I already missed the nekkid pillow fight. <sniffle>

:7

[Capn Sunshine]

41. Speaking of depraved

THE YAKS ARE HERE! THEY BROUGHT THE BEER
YOU tell 'em to get out of the pool

[short bus president]

44. Ahem!

You'll have to park those outside, sir. No non-human animals in the Grotto pool. Except Forrest Gump. And he's allowed only as long as I'm feeling charitable.

[leftist_rebel1569]

46. hey guys...

I know, I know...i'm late...

oh, and you better waive the cover charge or I WILL drop 'em...:P

[VelmaD]

50. Was that a threat?

*stern look*

Don't you get mouthy kid or it's back to the Ball Pit permanently for you. No more Adult Swim.

[leftist_rebel1569]

53. of course not....

now why would I threaten you like that? :) Besides, don't you love it when I get all feisty like that? :P

okay, lets just be nice and waive the cover charge...

[AlienGirl]

49. Um...

Can I come in? It's been a rough day, and I need a drink...Guinness, please.

Tucker

[short bus president]

51. Guinness it shall be

*snap* *snap*

"Server! Pint o' the dark stuff for the young lady. And put a big frothy head on it. Sounds like she needs to blow off some junk tonight."

[VelmaD]

52. Of course honey

*snap snap*

Manuel, bring the lovely lady a drink. And put a wiggle in it.

You just sink on into the hot tub, relax, and tell let us know if you need anything.

Darth Velma

[AlienGirl]

54. Getting into the hot tub now!

Okay, what was up with the German counting? Was there a dildo helmet involved?!

Tucker

[VelmaD]

56. Inside jokes...

Aristus and short bus like to beat me and scream in German. *shrug* Whatever floats their boat.

Not sure about the dildo helmet though.

[AlienGirl]

58. Short Bus knows what I mean

We have an inside joke ourselves, regarding a certain threesome and one of those WWI German helmets that look like they have a really uncomfortable dildo on top.

Tucker

[short bus president]

62. you know it, babe

but we don't have a little hitler here in the Grotto. You could put the helmet on one of the high school boys if you want. They look like they could use a thrill over there...

;-)

[AlienGirl]

65. That's okay

The other two are also missing from the Grotto. Can't watch the threesome unless you've collected the whole set, y'know...

Tucker

[JohnKleeb]

55. umm can I have another drink please

Get me ummmmmmm your finest Slovenian beer :)

[VelmaD]

59. Ok, that proves it...

there's no way you're 21.

Waiter, near-beer and Shirley Temples for this boy the rest of the night and nothing else.

[TrogL]

69. a twink!

oh, boy!

[JohnKleeb]

71. bummer man

Its ok, I dont wanna pass out heh.

[JohnKleeb]

70. damn you

:) You let Lefty in and hes younger than me.

[VelmaD]

72. We're not keeping you out...

you just have to stick to the Ball Pit til you prove you can handle Adult Swim. Leftist Rebel had to earn his way into the hot tub.

[JohnKleeb]

73. oh ok

Dont worry. Hey look a ball *dives* hehe