FOR SALE: One (1) Sylvania 40Watt refrigerator light bulb

[underpants]

So the light goes out in the fridge last night so I just ran a small local hardware store to pick up another one. All they had were packages of two.

What the h*ll am I going to do with the other one? The last one lasted at least 5 years.

Okay it was $3.11 for the both of them so I am willing to offer the bargain basement price of ONE DOLLAR* for the other one.

*- please enclose fifteen dollars shipping and handling for this unique one of a kind delicate item.

[yellowcanine]

1. That second bulb is for the cat box. So kitty can see what she is doing

and doesn't spray litter all over the floor. It's worth a try, anyway.

[denverbill]

2. Buy a 2nd fridge.

Don't all Americans have 2-6 refrigerators?

Just like hot dogs and buns. Hot dogs come in 8 packs and buns in 6 packs, but since most Americans cook 24 at a time, it works out just fine.

[Kadie]

3. Easy solution

get a second refrigerator, then chances are you will have an opportunity to use the second bulb sooner.

[underpants]

5. To the "second refrigerator" crowd

Where am I supposed to put it? On the porch?

[matcom]

9. the PORCH?

and what? move the loveseat? :shrug:

[underpants]

10. No no the back porch

Wadda ya take me for anyway?

[matcom]

11. aahhhhh So your a 2 porch guy!

obviously you can't move the Nova on the blocks so why don't you throw it at the General. see what happens :D

[underpants]

12. Someone stole our tree last week

Big ole sucker prolly 4 feet across and mmm 'bout 50 feet tall. Yeah it had a 12 foot split it 'er but my duct tape seemed to be holding real good.

Come home one day and she GONE!

LOL

[matcom]

13. they took it out because that was an unapproved usage of duct tape!

Tom Ridge saw that and called the first tree service he could find!

how DARE you use duct tape on a TREE! :grr:

you use duct tape for THAT purpose and the terrorists WIN!

[underpants]

14. LOL

Okay enough

They really did come and cut it down. It split open when Isabelle hit and had been getting worse since September (almost a year).

We called and called about it and POOF it was gone.

It was been raining almost straight since then and my "smoking chair" (on the front porch) is always soaked now, the tree used to block it.

F**king squirrels don't know WHAT to do.

[matcom]

15. hhhmmmmm "smoking chair"

why did Archie Bunker just pop into my head?

[underpants]

16. Your commie pinko MEAThead?

:bounce:

Aaaaaaaaaaarchie!!!!!!!

[matcom]

17. "Edith Porker"

:P

[Kadie]

20. You could always add another room onto the house if needed.

By the way, I am jealous. We do not have a porch, wish we did.

[truthspeaker]

4. seems obvious to me

Buy a second socket, some wire, and some electrical tape and rig up a second light for that refrigerator. Be sure to use stainless-steel screws or else the moisture will rust them.

[underpants]

6. I am not ashamed to say

that changing a light bulb is the extent of my electrical mechanic/repair abilities.

Nice idea but I really don't want to burn down the apartment building.

[Sabriel]

7. Send it to: 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

It's a brighter bulb than the one that's in there now.

[truthspeaker]

8. *snort*

that was hilarious

[LiberalTechie1337]

19. Wouldn't work..

It seems that Republicans are always going to remain in the dark about everything.

[Maddy McCall]

18. Lava Lamp replacement. (if it's clear.) :-) n/t