Box turtles -vs- Yaks- The better critter

[commander bunnypants]

Poll question: Box turtles -vs- Yaks- The better critter

[aden_nak]

1. All polls should have the option to vote for boobies.

[mark11727]

2. I second that --- boobies should always be the "option of last resort"

For example:

"Who would you rather have a beer with?"

A: George W. Bush

B: John F. Kerry

C: Boobies

[Guy Fawkes]

3. But... what if you don't like boobies?

[mark11727]

4. Then ya don't vote for 'em.

[Guy Fawkes]

5. That's kindof like...

If you didn't like Bush or Gore, you had to vote Nader. It's not fair.

[mark11727]

6. Word, that.

Boobies is the perpetual spoiler candidate.

Including it an any poll is guaranteed to skew the results.

For example:

"What's your political affiliation?"

A: Progressive/Democrat

B: Liberal/Democrat

C: Independent

D: Conservative/Republican

E: Neo-Conservative/Republican

F: Boobies

... I see where you're getting at with this.

[aden_nak]

7. I see your point.

Had the 2000 elections been:

Bush
Gore
Boobies

Boobies would have taken every state but Florida!