If you were buying Pagerbear a pair of underwear with a message on it....

[pagerbear]

Same question.

[sus]

1. ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!

[sus]

2. why it's great to have a block of wood.

(i'm not sure what that means...)

[sus]

3. this thread should be thriving! what is WRONG with you people?

go eat your Wheaties!

hey, that's a good one too.

[sus]

4. this would probably fit on boxers only:

things that you think of when looking at pagerbear's ass:

Perry Como records; Pepsi bottles stacked in crates in the basement; "All in the Family"; gravy; driving back to college in the snow with two other kids the Sunday after Thanksgiving; Johnny Carson; your younger sister's old 45s; blue carpet; "Carnal Knowledge" playing at the movies downtown; the bowling alley.


meeeeeemories.....

[sus]

5. am I the only member of the "fans of pagerbear's panties" club??

I find that hard to believe...

[pagerbear]

9. Your dedication will be rewarded

Don't know quite how, but I'll figure something out.

[sus]

13. cookies will do, thank you.

[GOPisEvil]

6. "Start staring at my ass!"

[Rabrrrrrr]

7. Lorne Green: Galactic Hero!

[WillParkinson]

8. Big red lips....and Matcom's ass....

But I won't say whose lips they are.

[LynneSin]

10. Please feed the bears

:shrug:

[sus]

11. but first you have to page them. they are busy bears afterall...

[pagerbear]

12. Bears always respond to food calls!