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Bush_Eats_Beef Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-22-04 11:53 PM
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Bush with three fuzzy microphones and a head on the wall
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/040622/photos_ts/mdf605490

President George W. Bush (news - web sites) answers reporter's questions in the Oval Office of the White House in Washington, D.C., June 22, 2004. Bush urged South Korean President Roh Moo-hyun not to be intimidated by Iraqi militants who beheaded a South Korean hostage. (Mannie Garcia/Reuters)



"Aim that camera right about there so that microphone makes me look like I got a big ol' fuzzy Johnson...man, that's some funny stuff."



"I won't rest until every American who wants a job has a job...even if it's a boob job."



"I don't want anybody else, when I think about me I touch myself"



"Two turn tables and a mic-ro-fooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnne"
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tridim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-23-04 12:09 AM
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1. This caption is hilarious if you read it in Bushspeak.
"Yuh-see I don't want anybody else <pause> inotherwords when I think about ME <pause w/ emphasis> I touch myself. <head cocked w/ dumb self-confident smirk>"

:)
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Bush_Eats_Beef Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-23-04 12:35 AM
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3. "Bushspeak"...the A-1 Sauce of the King's English...
...because it makes everything taste better. Or different. Or sometimes it just makes it taste funny.

:evilgrin:
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AwakeAtLast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-23-04 12:17 AM
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2. ROTFLMAO!!!!
and spitting water out of my mouth! I gotta stop drinking water while reading DU!
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-23-04 01:58 AM
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4. "Do your kitties bite?? May I pet them?? Are they siamese gray kitties?"
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cosmicdot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-23-04 10:04 AM
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5. W: the last one of these belonging to someone who went off-script
... was mounted ... just there ... over my shoulder ... as a permanent reminder that you better watch what you say ... next question?

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