Moderators: Why WASN'T my thread locked?

[mopaul]

cause i come up with some of the most stupid ass threads around here, i'm not the only one i guess, but i think mine may be the most consistently stupid. some are locked, and for damn good reason, but i don't understand why they don't lock ALL of them.

who do i complain to? why are my boring, pointless, irritating, bothersome, annoying, poorly written, repetitious, bituminous, acrimonious, slobbering, clumsy, tedious, inappropriate, underwhelming, self important, rambling, incoherent, juvenile, classless, ignorant, blasphemous, obscene, sophomoric, childish, unimportant, meaningless, listless, lethargic, unoriginal, unfashionable, unimaginative, amateurish, hateful, unhelpful, unnecessary, low brow, thick skulled, white trash, irascible, never ending, wasteful, torturous, plagiarized threads not locked more oftener?

just wondering.

[arwalden]

1. Bituminous?

Isn't that like an ingredient in asphalt or concrete?

-- Allen

[SoDesuKa]

3. It's Halfway Between

Bituminous is halfway between heterotuminous and homotuminous. Whatever floats yer boat . . .

[MikeG]

10. Its coal with a high sulphur content. Common to Pennsylvania.

[SoDesuKa]

2. Bituminous Posts

Don't be so quick to admit making bituminous posts. Next thing you know you'll be accused of anthracite, and that will get you banned. So if you don't want a lump of coal in your stocking, a word to the wise . . .

[unblock]

4. i thought his posts were more methanous than bituminous

or perhaps mercaptanous.

:peeeeyew:

[mopaul]

5. perspicacious? malappropriate? reticulated?......fecund?........n/t

[madrchsod]

6. that`s why your posts are

so entertaining to read..where else can we find all that in one place???

[mopaul]

7. check out my new THREADLOCKS!......i'm chillin'............

[mopaul]

8. why would i post an image of braunschweiger?

threads like this should really be locked

[Wonk]

9. To give me a reason to post this in reply?

Liverwurst sliced off onto crackers yields
A good time snack, made by machines
Old Man Epstein got the munchies alright
Hear him futzing in the kitchen, just after midnight

(Chorus)
Braunschweiger!
How come it tastes so good?
Braunschweiger
Just like a sandwich should

Good eatin' cold, but not so good hot
Owner of the deli wonders when I will stop
Oy vey, I could eat it all night
On white bread with cheese and mustard is so right

(Chorus)

Oscar Meyer was the meat packing king
He knew the meat was bad if it got a bit green
I don't like liver but I know what I like
I scarf it down, yum, just after midnight

(Chorus)

I say, Yeah! I said Yeah! I said Yeah! I said,
The spices are so good
I say Yeah! I said Yeah! I said Yeah! I said,
Best in the neighborhood.

http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/therollingstones21.shtml

[Blue-Jay]

11. A point by point rebuttal:

boring: rarely.
pointless: occasionally.
irritating: sure, once in a while.
bothersome: Thanks to elad, we can hide threads.
annoying: ummm. point taken.
poorly written: Maybe, but your DO have a gift for a catchy thread title.
repetitious: I know you are, but what am I?
bituminous: What does that word mean?
acrimonious: Yes. Beautifully so.
slobbering: I didn't get any on me.
clumsy: I've tripped over quite a few.
tedious: Well, you could work on sentence structure.
inappropriate: Yeah, but I like that.
underwhelming: I'm frequently "whelmed" by your posts.
self important: Yeah, it happens.
rambling: OK, but at least you use breaks between paragraphs.
incoherent: Depends on how drunk you are.
juvenile: You're quite the poopyhead sometimes.
classless: That's a good thing.
ignorant: We prefer to call it "passionate".
blasphemous: Jesus masturbates to your posts. He told me so over a spliff.
obscene: Fuckin' right they are.
sophomoric: More so than a dick-joke, but not as much as a fart-joke.
childish: Yo mama!
unimportant: To whom?
meaningless: Wagga wagga wagga wagga wagga wagga.
listless: I really should be doing something else right now.
lethargic: *Yawn*
unoriginal: You fit right in with a room full of movie execs.
unfashionable: I already called Carson from Queer Eye. He has some plans for you.
unimaginative: We'll agree to disagree.
amateurish: You could use a snappier font, it's true.
hateful: And?
unhelpful: I find laughter very helpful. Reader's Digest says that it's the "best medicine".
unnecessary: People call Tabasco unnessary. They're dumb.
low brow: An alcoholic, a pedophile, and a priest walk into a bar...
thick skulled: The neanderthals were quite tough little guys.
white trash: You want fries with that?
irascible: Thank God for dictionary.com.
never ending: Thankfully, you're wrong.
wasteful: Hey, it ain't your bandwith!
torturous: Just stop forcing me into naked man-piles.
plagiarized: Out, out brief candle. Life is but a walking shadow.

Now, stop posting complete shit, OK? ;)

[Karenina]

12. H-E-E-E-E-E-Y BABY

I wanna KNO-O-OW, if you be be my MO!

[oblivious]

13. I wanted to read your rant of a couple of days ago, but it's gone

I can't remember the title. It said exactly what I was thinking, but more expressively than I could say it. I really wanted to read it again. A classic.