ha ha, see this letter to Dear Abby

[ima_sinnic]

just came in an e-mail:

Subject: Black sheep of the family

> > Dear Abby,
> >
> > I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas, who has recently been
> > diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus.
> >
> > One of my sisters who lives in Pflugerville and is married to a
transvestite.
> > My parents live in Fort Worth, and they have recently been arrested
> > for growing and selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on
> > my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Dallas.
> >
> > I have two brothers. One is currently serving a life sentence at
Huntsville
> > for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is currently
> > in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three children.
> >
> > I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who
> > lives in Longview. She is a part-time "working girl".
> >
> > All things considered, my problem is this: I love my fiancé' and
> > look forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be
> > totally open and honest with her.
> >
> > Should I tell her about my cousin who supports George Bush for
> > President?
> >

[Saltdog]

1. OMG that's hillarious!

Though, I'm guessing it was not an actual Dear Abby letter that more people could get a kick out of than just us here at DU.

[ima_sinnic]

3. yes, it must be a parody (eom)

[myomy]

2. Great. I just did a Òcopy and pasteÓ to my joke list.

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[prole_for_peace]

4. hey I live in Beaumont, Tx

this sounds like my next door neighbor. :eyes: