Man kills self after caught having sex with Ann Coulter.

[trumad]

[Pale_Rider]

1. Damn ... she is a man!

:puke:

[donco6]

2. Whoa! Lookit them arms.

Scary.

[Liberal Veteran]

3. Geez...just because Ann's...

...cock was bigger than his was no reason to off himself.

[Philostopher]

4. ... suicide note says,

"Wish I'd had sex with a chicken instead."

[m-jean03]

5. What a tragedy.

I'd probably be tempted. At least, I would live in a virtual hell the rest of my life...
:puke:

[BringEmOn]

6. The bad news.....he was the catcher.

Love in an elavator....going downnnnnn

[jdsmith]

7. Doesn't she usually kill her victims herself?

And consume their genitals in an orgy of eyeball-popping blood-glee?

[comradebillyboy]

8. i think ann would be a swell date

if she stayed away from politics. i'd bet lots more than her politics are twisted. and, strictly as a matter of intellectual curosity, i would like to test my hypothesis. but i am too shy

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

9. I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say...

...that the folks who have posted in various DU threads with remarks like "sometimes she can look attractive in photos" never saw THIS.

...although I DID enjoy her jammin' on "We're Not Gonna Take It" at Arnold's inaugural gala.

[Ksec]

10. The thought of boinking Coulter is truly nauseating.

It would be like opening a grab bag not knowing what to expect. Yack.

[MikeG]

11. Jesus Christ. Do it and think about it later.

But use a condom. You don't know where he/she/its been.

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

13. If you DO it, how do you know there's gonna BE a later?

http://www.thewildones.org/ChaArt/mantis.html

"Pennsylvania Animals: Praying Mantis"

"She is a twig like creature. She is an insect (6 legs). Her scientific name is Mantis religiosa. She eats her mate after her egg sack is made. She is a neat insect. -Joe"

[MikeG]

14. You have a point. Bring a gun.

[Richardo]

12. I don't get it - why the picture of Marilyn Manson?

:D