Sometimes, I like to wear a hat.

[Whitacre D_WI]

Other times, I don't.

Discuss.

[Guy_Montag]

1. I wear a panama hat, sometimes.

Sometimes people laugh at me.

[Whitacre D_WI]

4. HAHAHAHAHA!

:7

[Guy_Montag]

8. People are sometimes cruel.

:cry:

[Whitacre D_WI]

10. I am cruel!

Especially to Panama hat-wearing Brits!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[m-jean03]

11. I think those hats are great!

:hi:

She wears a necktie and a panama hat
Her passport shows a picture
From another time and place
Now she looks nothing like that

[Whitacre D_WI]

16. "Desire" lyrics will get you nowhere.

Okay, "Isis" is a good song. But otherwise.... :puke:

[m-jean03]

20. Oh sister sister am I not

A brother to you?

And is our purpose not the same on this earth??

To love and follow my erection... :D

[Whitacre D_WI]

23. You're messed up.

Dip into some Blood again, baby!

[m-jean03]

31. When I come to knock

At your door

Don't turn me away,

You'll just create sorr-ow... :cry:

[Whitacre D_WI]

32. Would I do that?

Oh, yes. I guess I do like to create sorrow.

Jacques Levy is a hack.

[sus]

2. you. sick. BASTARD!

i don't even know who you ARE anymore.

[Whitacre D_WI]

5. I am Whitacre D_WI.

You are sus.

[sus]

9. oh. right. thanks for clearing that up, man! you're alright!

[Whitacre D_WI]

18. Damn skippy.

[Blue-Jay]

3. What kind of hat?

I suspect an "ass-hat".

[Whitacre D_WI]

6. No, I do not wear you.

Douchebag.

[Blue-Jay]

12. Yeah? Well....

RJD sucks. Only because YOU like him.

/got nothin'

[Whitacre D_WI]

19. You need to go to "playing the dozens" school.

Start by making a negative comment about my mother's appearance, intelligence, or sexual purity.

[Blue-Jay]

22. You won't find me making negative comments

about my GIRLFRIEND.

ZING!

[Whitacre D_WI]

24. Your girlfriend is not my mom.

Dude, I've met your girlfriend.

You're getting there, but you need to work on the details. ;)

[m-jean03]

7. One of these hats?

:tinfoilhat:

Or is this a euphemism for something more sinister?

[Whitacre D_WI]

14. I am never euphemistic.

I like to wear one of these:



Or one of these:

[m-jean03]

17. I like to wear the one on the top, Whitacre!

And if it's really bright out, this kind

[Whitacre D_WI]

21. You wear Reds caps?

Is that allowed in the Great Wet Northwest?

[m-jean03]

26. Naw, I meant I like to wear ugly baseball caps

We slaughter non-Mariners fans at the state border! :hi:

[Whitacre D_WI]

28. And there ain't no ballcap uglier...

...than a Mariners cap!

[m-jean03]

33. That comment's going on your record

I'd stay away from the WA state border if I were you. . .

[Whitacre D_WI]

34. Why the hell would I want to go there?

Life is onerous and depressing enough in the Midwest.

[m-jean03]

35. I know -- I'm from Upper Michigan.

Have some friends in Madison.

So, what keeps you there? :hi:

[Whitacre D_WI]

36. It's not Washington.

[m-jean03]

37. I will not grace that comment

with a reply.

[Whitacre D_WI]

38. You just did.

:P

[m-jean03]

39. Wisconsin tongue salad

is starting to sound good for lunch.

[Whitacre D_WI]

40. Now, now...

...no talk of "tossing salads."

[Bronco69]

13. I wear a hat

just like this one. :-)

[Whitacre D_WI]

15. Do you ride on a steel horse?

Are you wanted dead or alive?

[mitchum]

25. Not me! I dislike wearing wearing them for the same reasons as JFK

(A big head and nice hair)

[Whitacre D_WI]

27. Yeah, always thought you were "big-headed."

I have nice hair, too. Unless I have "hat-hair."

[mitchum]

29. Man, my head is freakishly big...

I would cause hysteria if I ever visited Roswell, NM

[Whitacre D_WI]

30. Hey!

Keep that probe away from my ass, alien-boy!