Does Anyone Want Frivolous Advice on Anything?

[La Lioness Priyanka]

I feel like offering some!

[Whitacre D_WI]

1. Why does it hurt when I pee?

[La Lioness Priyanka]

2. UTI?

dont drink enough water....other STD's...have you been slutty lately?

[Whitacre D_WI]

4. I am a whore.

And I don't wash properly.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

6. thats why dear

:evilgrin:

[Whitacre D_WI]

7. Oh!

Thank you, lionesspriyanka! :bounce:

[Dookus]

3. ok

Bonds or mutual funds?

Does this look infected?

What about buying a rental property?

Should I go to Mexico or Hawaii?

Does this smell right to you?

ok... I'm ready. This better be damned good advice.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

5. bond AND mutual funds

no

no

go to alaska instead :P

no

[Champ]

8. I'm bored

What can I do to entertain myself?

[La Lioness Priyanka]

10. ask me stuff

and i will give you ridiculous answers.....

[Champ]

13. Hmmm

I can't think of anything to ask. Why is that?

[La Lioness Priyanka]

16. maybe you want to stay bored

[La Lioness Priyanka]

12. how old are you champ?

[Champ]

17. 17

[TXlib]

9. What's the proper spelling of the word for a person of the female gender?

:evilgrin:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

11. womyn or woman

depends on who you are addressing!

[salinen]

14. Why do baboons

have hairless butts?

[La Lioness Priyanka]

15. cos they cant afford brazilian waxes

:P

[Lin]

22. Does Shep Smith wear too much mascara? Or is it just obsessed with Fox?

a shade too dark? Am I love/hate, mostly hate obssesed with the FoxNews RW Robots? :hurts:

[Lin]

18. Does FOX News Carl Cameron eat lunch alone?

covers Kerry campaign

In fact, TeamFox likes to call him Camaign Carl :puke: :puke: :puke:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

19. fox? what is that?

:puke:

[Lin]

28. They serve at the (extreme) pleasure of the Resident <eom>

[m-jean03]

20. I like your avatar, LPyanka.

It's "sporty"! Do you know, do they have tees with that logo? :hi:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

21. nope did not

i am not a sporty gal at all :(

[m-jean03]

25. Well, I think everyone needs a little sporty freshness in their life.

You take care of it by way of avatar. :-)

Do you know if they sell t-shirts like that?

Otherwise, I guess I'll have to go check for myself...

[Blue-Jay]

23. Why do I crave attention?

;)

[La Lioness Priyanka]

26. because u have an hour to kill at work

and you can sort out your real life issues with out help from strangers?

[Blue-Jay]

29. Cool!

That made sense! Thanks!

[belladonna]

24. My love life sucks

But I hate the singles scene and no WAY will I get into the online personals thing. What's a girl to do?

[La Lioness Priyanka]

27. buy some toys

wwww.babeland.com

[belladonna]

30. Eh, I have toys

I need a man to help me play with them. Lindsey Buckingham would do nicely :D

[La Lioness Priyanka]

32. sorry love

you gotta get out there...i used to love internet dating...i think i still do

[belladonna]

37. Does that mean you can't deliver Lindsey?

Seriously, you've had good experiences with internet dating? I just imagine it as being more trouble than it's worth, weeding through and hoping you've thrown out all the psycho's and weirdos.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

38. i have a good feel for people

and its not any more full of the crazies than real life is

[Lin]

34. If I had the answer to that I'd be perched on my throne

which would be on the port bow of a sailboat floating serenely on the Mediterranean off the coast of lovely Greece ahhhhhhhhh PASS THE SUNSCREEEEEEEN! :)

[EstimatedProphet]

31. No

[La Lioness Priyanka]

33. fine then!

[Champ]

35. Got one

If I were to move where should I move?

[La Lioness Priyanka]

36. new york city