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Bush_Eats_Beef Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-22-04 11:01 PM
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Did Rumsfeld KNOW the bike was going to tip over?
"President Bush waves as he arrives in Austin, Texas for a graduation celebration for his daughter Jenna Bush Saturday, May 22, 2004. The President fell while mountain biking on his ranch this morning and scraped his chin, lip, nose, cheekbone, palm, scrotum, penis, vas deferens, superfluous third nipple, taint, medulla oblongata, left armpit, and knees." (AP Photo/Gerald Herbert)





http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/040523/480/gh10605230214&e=1&ncid=

NOTE: Some injuries exaggerated and / or falsified for maximum effect.
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DeposeTheBoyKing Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-22-04 11:06 PM
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1. What an ass (him, not you!)
What a complete and total ass.
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Bush_Eats_Beef Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-22-04 11:10 PM
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3. Yep...in the top photo, witness a complete, helpless idiot...
...and if you want a real laugh, right-click on the photos and check out the file names. The one below is "bush_injured_gh105.jpg"...

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Don_G Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-22-04 11:09 PM
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2. Well, It's Not Every Day
You go on a bike ride with your "personal physician" as part of the entourage.
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blackcat77 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-22-04 11:12 PM
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4. Hey, if you can't even eat a pretzel without almost killing yourself...
...riding a bike is a death-defying experience.
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U2Fanatic Donating Member (187 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-22-04 11:14 PM
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5. what a douchebag
no offense to douchebags :D
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Harrumph Donating Member (394 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-22-04 11:17 PM
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6. I believe....
I believe it was an unknown known which is saying it was a known known unknown which could have been an known unknown. But he knew.

:smoke:
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Eye and Monkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-22-04 11:22 PM
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7. Well, gracious, no! And he's still trying to get a CD of the photos -
And he can catagorically state that he never approved the removal of training wheels. No matter how obsolete and quaint training wheels may be.
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Bush_Eats_Beef Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-22-04 11:25 PM
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8. "Bike riding is allowed in the Geneva Conventions...
...I'd like to thank the press for their time. No more questions."
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Eye and Monkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-22-04 11:32 PM
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9. New street signs seen around Crawford this afternoon.
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Bush_Eats_Beef Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-22-04 11:34 PM
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11. ...and the winner is...
...that is just too effing funny...

:toast:
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Eye and Monkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-23-04 12:22 AM
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13. Cheers!
:toast:
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Burger King Donating Member (11 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-22-04 11:34 PM
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10. Rumsfeld may have done it his way
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Catshrink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-23-04 12:00 AM
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12. Come on --- we all know it was Clinton's penis that knocked the bike over.
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Lou_C Donating Member (944 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-23-04 12:46 AM
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14. That smile is fake and he is so damn ugly
:puke:
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