Be Rush! Criticize something as if you were Rush Limbaugh himself.

[SeveneightyWhoa]

John Edwards:
The guy introduced his candidacy on a comedy program for heavens sake! The Daily Show, a leftist comedy bonanza, was the only show who'd let this nobody announce that he was running for president! And quite frankly, we know by now that that's what John Edwards is: a leftist, and a comedian, not fit for a serious stage.

Kraft Philadelphia cream cheese:
Philadelphia? C'mon, where is that, the Northeast United States? We all know what that is--John Kerry territory, Taxachussets. Philadelphia, Taxachussetts. And now they're making cream cheese? The liberal media is going to push this stuff on us in their attempt to make us eat John Kerry. They want us to eat, taste, digest, and poop out John Kerry, until we love him and need him to satisfy our nutritional requirements. Disgusting, I'll tell you that much.

[MsUnderstood]

1. Listen to the left

For years they have been screaming where are the WMD? Well we found them. We were right. We are the right. But what are those crybabies saying now? It isn't enough? C'mon folks, we found the sarin.

[Squeegee]

2. It's Clinton's fault

(apply this to all arguments)

[SeveneightyWhoa]

3. 3rd page, 2 replies..

Well gee, this went over well. Am I wrong, people, or are we being led away from the issue here? Don't let the liberal media tell you what to think about this thread. Don't ignore this issue! I may be rich, but I'm not an elitist, so I was sure this thread would be a bit more popular than its proving to be. We'll have to stick to Fox News to get the real deal. It's all facts, no spin, over there. News straight from the source! Piss off Ted Koppel--keep this thread at the top at all times! Those Commies won't know what hit 'em.

[EstimatedProphet]

4. The Sopranos

What is this supposed to be anyway? Look at it-it's set in New Jersey! The liberal capitol of the world! And they have these gangsters running around acting like private moral citizens, and the show is supposed to be about how they're human and everything! Come on folks! This is clearly an attempt to try and excuse the lawlessness that would come from liberal administrations! Just look at when it started-under the CLINTON administration! Clearly Hitlery is trying to warm up the good moral people of the United States to accept gangsters as fellow citizens. So there you have it-a vote for Kerry is a vote for organized crime.

[Canuckistanian]

5. Alright, now listen, folks....

John Kerry......liberal media......the most liberal senator in history...elitist...limousine liberals......bush haters...phoney baloney plastic banana good time rock'n'roll....Hillary...feminazis!
And Clinton started the whole ball rolling. (slams desk)