The Hidden Intellect of all CAPTIONS!!!

[skip fox]

W. is "thinking": "It's not true what they say, I think about a lot of things. Like when someone says, 'You can catch more flies with honey,' I know he means it's easier to be nice and it works better too, than thrashing at them all over thehouse. It's like a lesson for life and one I remember. But then you end up with all these flies. I don't understand. Why would someone want all those flies? How 'bout fish or turtles? Hell, I could even see rabbits or hens. (But then maybe they don't like honey. . . . Hmmmm . . .) Maybe it's like a sick joke or something. But if you really wanted flies, you'd get you a corpse, and put it out in the sun, and . . . I SURE DO think about things. Just like everybody else."

[baldguy]

1. "MASS MURDERER"

looks like one, too

[BattyDem]

2. I don't have a caption but ...

did you notice that his nose and ears seem to be a bit more red and pointy than usual? Remind you of anyone?

[BringEmOn]

3. "You'll never take me alive, coppers!"

[lyrical di]

4. how long before they know I just can't do this job

[cosmicdot]

5. Mr. pResident, your friend, Victor Ashe, is on the phone ... asking if

you'll join him in Massachusetts today