Hummer jokes

[joefree1]

What's the difference between a Suburban and a H2 Hummer?

The body, $30,000.00 on the price tag, and three inches of imagined penis size. That's it.




Several anti environment Republicans were out in the forest off roading in an expensive Hummer. After mowing down a couple of young pine trees they were startled by large deer that jumped out in front of them.

The driver panicked and slammed into a large ponderosa pine. All passengers tumbled out of the vehicle to inspect their wounds. The driver started to wail and yell "look what that dam stupid beast did to my Hummer!"

One of the passengers ran up to him and exclaimed "never mind the vehicle Dick, your arm got clean tore off in the accident.

"What," screeched the driver, "I've lost my Rolex now too!"



Got anymore?

[DAGDA56]

1. Isn't the name "Hummer" a joke in it's own way?

This from a confident man who drives a miata...

[Don_G]

2. Sorry..A One-Click Dupe

[Don_G]

3. What's The Difference Between A Republican Hummer

And a democratic one?

The gender and a National Economy.

[DAGDA56]

4. Only a Republican would pay $50,000...

...for a basic hummer with no options or extras.
what..WHAT? What'd I say?

[joefree1]

5. Remember to give them the pinkie salute

Love the looks they give you. Some get it, some don't.

[geniph]

6. I hold up my hand

with the thumb and forefinger an inch apart. Same idea. And again, some of 'em get it and some don't.