What's the most exotic insulting name you've been called?

[HEyHEY]

I got called a tosser once.

[TrogL]

1. Boffin

Actually it was a back-handed compliment.

[sus]

2. i got into it with a fed-ex guy

and i called him an asshole and he said, "are you CHARACTERIZING me???" and i said, "yeah! i AM! you're an ASShole!"

then he told me he was going to call the FBI on me.

no lie.

that's not exotic, but it was funny at the time.

[mwdem]

3. Weasel..

is that exotic? Maybe not...but in the 60's, maybe so...

[NewHampshireDem]

4. I worked in a school for wayward boys ...

and the mods probably wouldn't let me get away with telling anyone here what I was called. I can give you a hint though: 2 words, second one's "bubble" and the first one rhymes with "dumb."

[Whitacre D_WI]

5. Once, Terrence called me a shitfaced cockmaster.

So I called him an uncle fucker.

-- Phillip

[ZenLefty]

6. A conservative called me a "BJ excuser" once

My first freeper hate mail, sent personally to me, called me a BJ excuser. Not very imaginative, but a lot funnier than the idiot had probably intended. :P

[qwertyMike]

7. An old F-----Buddy of mine

desribed me to her girlfriends as 'my gay friend who's not gay'

She belived every woman should have a gay (male) friend a la Bridget Jones to confide in over late night bottles of wine.

[TuringBot Vers 2.0]

8. Got called the Son of Microsoft once...

By a Mac program no less! I'm a Linux system dammit!