Give it up for The Wad! CAPTIONS needed:

[skip fox]

W is "thinking": "And here's The Wad on the hustle, making big plans, doings on the fast go with big mo, on the run with the lamb, and all that stuff. A busy guy with a busy mind. (then W. softly sings to himself):

And The Wad walks
like this, like this,
and The Wad walks
like this. :headbang: "

[Endangered Specie]

1. Left foot, Right foot, Left foot,...

[Hand]

2. Or perhaps...

"Umm... bduh... hay foot, straw foot, hay foot, straw foot... ubduh.. str-- I mean hay... um... dang! Lost it again!"

:evilgrin:

[underpants]

3. Darn all this stuff happening Karl says I might have to work past 5

Presidenting sure ain't too easy.

[underpants]

4. Rush is crazy I don't remember any hazing like that

:grr:

[wysimdnwyg]

5. Gotta go! Gotta go!

Man, I shouldn't have had that last burrito!

[regularguy]

6. "Damn I knew I shoulda payed more attention in that summer

school 'foreign occupation' or whatever class."

[Heidi]

7. Chew. Walk. Chew. Walk. Um . . .

Walk? . . . Uh . . . Step? Walk? (Shit! I hate this.) Um. Um. Dad?????

[skip fox]

8. Welcome to DU!!!

Your caption? Well, you've sure got the pacing down, no doubt about that!

:toast:


Oh . . . the pun? Purely accidental! :shrug:

[Heidi]

10. Thanks, skip fox . . .

As an American living so far from home, it's nice to have found such a welcoming and like-minded community. Oddly, the longer I live here, the more often people say to me, "Oh, you're an American???? But you're so, eh-hem . . . nice." Blame Bushco, stateside friends. He's doing all of us a world of hurt. (Climbing down from soapbox now. Apologies.)

[cosmicdot]

9. Karl and Dick have him playing step-and-fetch-it today

Lying has its karma ... some folks get to go way too long before 'it finally comes around'

speaking of lying ... wonder what Ari's up to these days

[Heidi]

11. Buying TicketMaster stock now . . .

KarmaDot, the interesting thing about karma is that if we all are patient enough, we might get front-row seats when "what goes around" actually "comes around." Not that my intent is anything less than pure . . .

[cosmicdot]

12. LOL

but but but ... I've already been waiting since they shot Kennedy ...
patience is a virtue

[VOX]

13. "Thish shobriety tesht ish too eashy!"

"When do I turn around, offisher? Hic."

[BringEmOn]

14. "Whew...just missed that crack...almost broke my mama's back."